foxcub 0 Posted April 28, 2008 Report Share Posted April 28, 2008 In the morning i went to get the milk on the doorstep. on the doorstep was a ten foot beetle it punched me in the face and told me to get stuffed ................................................................................ ................................................................................ . ................................................................................ . ......apparentely there is a nasty buy going round.!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratman2 2 Posted April 28, 2008 Report Share Posted April 28, 2008 I like that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rhodey 96 Posted April 28, 2008 Report Share Posted April 28, 2008 (edited) Whats brown and sticky..........................A Stick! - it's a stupid joke i know but hey there you go. What do you call a pro****ute with no arms or legs? .............Cash and carry. Edited April 28, 2008 by Rhodey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tallyho 181 Posted April 28, 2008 Report Share Posted April 28, 2008 Whats brown and sticky..........................A Stick! - it's a stupid joke i know but hey there you go. What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs? .............Cash and carry. steady foxcub is only a young un Quote Link to post Share on other sites
badoosh 1 Posted April 28, 2008 Report Share Posted April 28, 2008 i was in specsavers the other day,and have a guess who i bumped into? everyone Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rhodey 96 Posted April 28, 2008 Report Share Posted April 28, 2008 (edited) Whats brown and sticky..........................A Stick! - it's a stupid joke i know but hey there you go. What do you call a pro****ute with no arms or legs? .............Cash and carry. steady foxcub is only a young un Sorry i appologise i will edit it. Edited April 28, 2008 by Rhodey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tallyho 181 Posted April 28, 2008 Report Share Posted April 28, 2008 i dont mind jokes like that but i think he seems quite yuoung, i could be wrong an i apoligise if i am . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rhodey 96 Posted April 28, 2008 Report Share Posted April 28, 2008 best to be safe than sorry tho. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lamp+battery 98 Posted April 28, 2008 Report Share Posted April 28, 2008 paddy`s in jail. mick looks in his cell and sees him hangin by his feet . mick says [bANNED TEXT] the fek u doin. killin my self says paddy.mick replies it should be round your neck. paddy says i tryed that but i couldent fekin breath. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rhodey 96 Posted April 28, 2008 Report Share Posted April 28, 2008 paddy`s in jail. mick looks in his cell and sees him hangin by his feet . mick says [bANNED TEXT] the fek u doin. killin my self says paddy.mick replies it should be round your neck. paddy says i tryed that but i couldent fekin breath. Love it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lamp+battery 98 Posted April 28, 2008 Report Share Posted April 28, 2008 a man goes to bed and reaches over to his wife. starts sliding his hand slowly across her shoulders then down her side just glancing her breasts then carries on down her side and legs. he slides her legs apartand slowly runs his hand up and down the inner side of her thighs. he slows and moves back towards the top and stops as his wife gasps "why have you stopped?"he replies "ive found the remote. go back to sleep". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tommy.c 859 Posted April 28, 2008 Report Share Posted April 28, 2008 3 naked men in a sauna, american, japenese and irish. They heard a beepen sound, the american touches his arm an says thats my pager, i have a microchip under my skin. next a phone rings an the japenese man lifts his palm to his ear, he says i have a microchip in my hand. The irishman feeling very lowtech went to the toilet and came back with toilet paper hanging from his arse. he says " oh jesus, would you look at that, im getting a FAX!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lamp+battery 98 Posted April 28, 2008 Report Share Posted April 28, 2008 paddy runs into the pub and shouts to mick. sumbody just stolen your car.mick says fekin hell did you see who did it? paddy says no mate but i got the registration plate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest oneredtrim Posted April 28, 2008 Report Share Posted April 28, 2008 (edited) . Edited April 29, 2008 by oneredtrim Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted April 28, 2008 Report Share Posted April 28, 2008 a fella kills a deer & brings it home, he then cooks it for dinner, but doesn't tell the kids what it is,,,, so he said to the kids, i'll give you a clue?,,,,,,,,its what your mother calls me sometimes?,,,,,,,,,,the little girl cried, DON'T EAT IT, ITS AN A**EH**E,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,took out all the swears for the cub,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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