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In the morning i went to get the milk on the doorstep. on the doorstep was a ten foot beetle it punched me in the face and told me to get stuffed ................................................................................

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......apparentely there is a nasty buy going round.!!! :laugh:

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Whats brown and sticky..........................A Stick! - it's a stupid joke i know but hey there you go.

 

What do you call a pro****ute with no arms or legs? .............Cash and carry.

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Whats brown and sticky..........................A Stick! - it's a stupid joke i know but hey there you go.

 

What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs? .............Cash and carry.

steady foxcub is only a young un

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Whats brown and sticky..........................A Stick! - it's a stupid joke i know but hey there you go.

 

What do you call a pro****ute with no arms or legs? .............Cash and carry.

steady foxcub is only a young un

 

Sorry i appologise i will edit it.

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paddy`s in jail. mick looks in his cell and sees him hangin by his feet . mick says [bANNED TEXT] the fek u doin. killin my self says paddy.mick replies it should be round your neck. paddy says i tryed that but i couldent fekin breath.

 

Love it :clapper::clapper:

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a man goes to bed and reaches over to his wife. starts sliding his hand slowly across her shoulders then down her side just glancing her breasts then carries on down her side and legs. he slides her legs apartand slowly runs his hand up and down the inner side of her thighs. he slows and moves back towards the top and stops as his wife gasps "why have you stopped?"he replies "ive found the remote. go back to sleep".

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3 naked men in a sauna, american, japenese and irish. They heard a beepen sound, the american touches his arm an says thats my pager, i have a microchip under my skin. next a phone rings an the japenese man lifts his palm to his ear, he says i have a microchip in my hand. The irishman feeling very lowtech went to the toilet and came back with toilet paper hanging from his arse. he says " oh jesus, would you look at that, im getting a FAX!"

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a fella kills a deer & brings it home, he then cooks it for dinner, but doesn't tell the kids what it is,,,, so he said to the kids, i'll give you a clue?,,,,,,,,its what your mother calls me sometimes?,,,,,,,,,,the little girl cried, DON'T EAT IT, ITS AN A**EH**E,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,took out all the swears for the cub,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, :thumbs:

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