will.f11 24 Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles Quote Link to post Share on other sites
will.f11 24 Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
will.f11 24 Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 Yo momma like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
will.f11 24 Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
will.f11 24 Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
will.f11 24 Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
will.f11 24 Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet08 8 Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 Your momas so ugly when she was born they thought the afterbirth came out first! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet08 8 Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 your momas so fat she got baptised in seaworld Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedy 0 Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 favourite one... your mommas so fat shes from BOTH sides of the family Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedy 0 Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 Yo Momma's so fat,last time she sunbathed on the beach,they dragged her back into the sea. love it!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SEAN3513 7 Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 yo mommas so scary her rice krispies don't say SNAP,CRACKLE AND POP. they say.........SHUT THE f**k UP SHES COMING!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shepp 2,285 Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 Yo mummas so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 Yo momma's so ugly, when she was born, the midwife took one look at her, and slapped your grandpa! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Coney 3 Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 your mams so fat it takes 2 buses and a train to get on her good side Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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