Scuzy 1 Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Your momma is so fat, she deosent need the internet, shes worldwide! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mac tire 0 Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 your moms so fat that she went out wearing stilettos and came back wearing flip flops!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mac tire 0 Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Your moms so fat that she has to put her tampons in with a bazooka! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlueCoyote 0 Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Your moms so fat that she has to put her tampons in with a bazooka! ??ouch?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bill88 6 Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Yo Momma's so fat,last time she sunbathed on the beach,they dragged her back into the sea. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Elmerfudd 5 Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Your mammas so fat she fell over and rocked herself to sleep tryin to get up! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Elmerfudd 5 Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 You so ugly, when you was born the doctor slapped your mamma! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Elmerfudd 5 Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 And this did happen at work... Colleague "Why are you so fat?" Me "Cos every time I f#*k your mum she gives me a biscuit!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dare 1,103 Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Your mums like a bowling ball...gets fingerd 3 times...thrown down an alley and still comes back for more Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippeter94 0 Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 yo mammas so old her breast milk is like flour Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 *Best American accent* Yo momma's so fat, everytime yo daddy want to get it on, he has to roll her in flour, just to find the wet spot! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 Yo momma's so fat, when God made the world, he had to say, "Yo bitch, move your fat ass, and let there be light!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 Yo momma's so fat, the first time I met her, I seen her shadow first, & thought "Sh*t man! There's a mob coming at me!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 Yo momma's so fat, when she jump in the pool, even the water gets outa the way! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
will.f11 24 Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 yo families so poor ya eat cornflakes with a fork to save milk! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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