Guest jeb Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gilly-93 31 Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 Yo momma like a Christmas tree: Everybody hangs balls on her. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gilly-93 31 Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 Yo momma's so fat; when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gilly-93 31 Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 Yo momma's so ugly; her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gilly-93 31 Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 Yo momma so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jeb Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 GILLY YOUR SO UGLY LOOKS LIKE YOUR FACE WAS ON FIRE AND SOMONE PUT IT OUT WITH A AXE :boogy: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jeb Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 Yo Momma so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jeb Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 THIS IS A GOOD ONE............................. Your dog is so dumb that if you were to cut off his tail and make him walk backwards he'd start wagging his head! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ossie 11 Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 yo' mama's so fat when she goes around the house, she goes around the house! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hang & bang 114 Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 yo mamma so fat i do burn me arse of the light bulb while rideing her.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlueCoyote 0 Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 yo momma so stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlueCoyote 0 Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlueCoyote 0 Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Yo momma so nasty she went swimming and now we have the dead sea Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jeb Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 yo momma so stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder... :clapper: :victory: :victory: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
markieboi 0 Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 your mums so dumb old chap she tryed to drown a goldfish Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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