Guest Magwitch Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 Them women are nothing but trouble mate get yourself a donkey You only like women called Brian or Dave I once knew a lady called Bob she was nice Why dont that supprise me i only date classy malt thankyou Kay What not cheap plonk Oh no no no only real top totty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 my mrs was the same 10 years ago when she was 16, these days i recon its healed over! make the most of it mate! Thats the stone cold truth FF I know what you mean be lucky to catch flu off a woman Aww poor you man flu & no sex Thought you understood me Kay because the missus does,nt probalies cause i,m :alcoholic: most of the time What brewers droop as well god it gets worse Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dfee 1 Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 definately use protection,i find a .410 perfect.lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andy s410c 61 Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 my mrs was the same 10 years ago when she was 16, these days i recon its healed over! make the most of it mate! Thats the stone cold truth FF I know what you mean be lucky to catch flu off a woman Aww poor you man flu & no sex Thought you understood me Kay because the missus does,nt probalies cause i,m :alcoholic: most of the time What brewers droop as well god it gets worse Plenty of lead in the pencil just seem to be writing in shorthand a lot lately :blush: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 my mrs was the same 10 years ago when she was 16, these days i recon its healed over! make the most of it mate! Thats the stone cold truth FF I know what you mean be lucky to catch flu off a woman Aww poor you man flu & no sex Thought you understood me Kay because the missus does,nt probalies cause i,m :alcoholic: most of the time What brewers droop as well god it gets worse Plenty of lead in the pencil just seem to be writing in shorthand a lot lately :blush: does she take dictation Quote Link to post Share on other sites
player1 2 Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 ive been seeing this girl for a while now,she's 16 and im20. fun to start with but she's getting to strong now.every time we meet, all she does is try to get my kit off and to be honest it scares me to death. living in the country like i do there aint many to talk to about this,is it normal for girls to take the lead or am i living in the past ?. any advice Go on son, u dont need advice u need a medal! marry her!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
comanche 3,061 Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 Crikey.It was over 24 hours ago that the poor guy asked for advice about a girl who seemed intent upon forcing her bestial attententions upon his inocent young flesh .I wonder if he is still alive even! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
danielt 1 Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 She's probably full to the brim by now ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
doyler 0 Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 Eat your weetabix and get on with lad plough her home Quote Link to post Share on other sites
maty j 6 Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 :clapper: has she got a sister Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scotlandforever 0 Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 gee it up her bum n see if she comes back doubt it no unless youve picked up a local bike Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arnieboy 93 Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 gee it up her bum n see if she comes back doubt it no unless youve picked up a local bike this girl is 16 old enongh to bleed old enough to breed make her "AV IT" but respect her in the morning Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SEAN3513 7 Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 (edited) WOMEN ARE LIKE GUNS............................... CANT HAVE ONE FOR LONG WITHOUT WANTING TO SHOOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( ONLY JOKING LADIES)!!!!!!!!!! Edited April 25, 2008 by SEAN3513 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
harrycatcat 31 Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Is the lad OK ? Has anyone heard from him ? I hope she has not worn him out !!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chris hickling 14 Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Is the lad OK ? Has anyone heard from him ? I hope she has not worn him out !!!!!! he be in love now and she be in pup or will be very soon lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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