Kay 3,709 Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 Them women are nothing but trouble mate get yourself a donkey You only like women called Brian or Dave Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SEAN3513 7 Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 Mmmmmmmmmm.......thats a hard one ( maybe thats the problem....lol). you only get a bucket full...............so don't waste it!!!!!! theres only one thing to remember mate.....................RESPECT. REGARDS SEAN Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OldTrapCollector 377 Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 all she does is try to get my kit off and to be honest it scares me to death Sounds terrifying - I cannot remember how it must feel . . . OTC Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lanesra 3,994 Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 get camo-man in too help you (every fecker will be confessin to be him if you do that) like the film spartacus "im camo-man" ..."im camo-man" ...."im camo-man" . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Magwitch Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 Them women are nothing but trouble mate get yourself a donkey You only like women called Brian or Dave I once knew a lady called Bob she was nice Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherchavvy 3 Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 make sure she aint got any diseases mate use protection.....end it with her if i were do me a favour though and pm me her number my birds boring compared to yours Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 Them women are nothing but trouble mate get yourself a donkey You only like women called Brian or Dave I once knew a lady called Bob she was nice Why dont that supprise me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR TEA POT 1,287 Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 Just lie back and think of england mate,i can tell you once you have been together for a few years she will go off the boil.You will hear all the excuses under the sun then mate. I HAVE A HEADACHE(TAKE A PILL I WILL BE BACK IN A HOUR) ITS THE TIME OF THE MONTH(I GUT RABBITS I DON'T MIND BLOOD) And a new one i heared the other night SORRY LOVE THEM MUSHY PEAS HAVE GAVE ME TERRIBLE WIND The postion you want to do with her is the RODEO. You get in from behind, hang on to her back and say "YOUR SISTER/MOTHER IS A BETTER SH@G THEN YOU ARE" Its fecking wild i tell you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 Just lie back and think of england mate,i can tell you once you have been together for a few years she will go off the boil.You will hear all the excuses under the sun then mate. I HAVE A HEADACHE(TAKE A PILL I WILL BE BACK IN A HOUR) ITS THE TIME OF THE MONTH(I GUT RABBITS I DON'T MIND BLOOD) And a new one i heared the other night SORRY LOVE THEM MUSHY PEAS HAVE GAVE ME TERRIBLE WIND The postion you want to do with her is the RODEO. You get in from behind, hang on to her back and say "YOUR SISTER/MOTHER IS A BETTER SH@G THEN YOU ARE" Its fecking wild i tell you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 ......it could be that she's insecure and looking for conformation of your undying love and affection...whilst in her head she's planning what the bridesmaids are going to wear and what your fifth child is gonna be called....... Just what I was thinking .... be on your guard pal. And for cryin' out loud use protection!!!!! If the situation makes you uncomfortable, kick her to the curb and get yourself a girl your own age make the most of it matey,twenty years down the line they seem to loose that drive Not so, I can assure you .... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andy s410c 61 Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 my mrs was the same 10 years ago when she was 16, these days i recon its healed over! make the most of it mate! Thats the stone cold truth FF I know what you mean be lucky to catch flu off a woman Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 my mrs was the same 10 years ago when she was 16, these days i recon its healed over! make the most of it mate! Thats the stone cold truth FF I know what you mean be lucky to catch flu off a woman Aww poor you man flu & no sex Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Magwitch Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 (edited) Them women are nothing but trouble mate get yourself a donkey You only like women called Brian or Dave I once knew a lady called Bob she was nice Why dont that supprise me i only date classy malt thankyou Kay Edited April 24, 2008 by Magwitch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 Them women are nothing but trouble mate get yourself a donkey You only like women called Brian or Dave I once knew a lady called Bob she was nice Why dont that supprise me i only date classy malt thankyou Kay What not cheap plonk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andy s410c 61 Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 my mrs was the same 10 years ago when she was 16, these days i recon its healed over! make the most of it mate! Thats the stone cold truth FF I know what you mean be lucky to catch flu off a woman Aww poor you man flu & no sex Thought you understood me Kay because the missus does,nt probalies cause i,m :alcoholic: most of the time Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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