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Pine Marten!!!! Right Now! JUST Now!


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:icon_eek: Just stood up and glanced out the window. Lovely evening and a shame not to see some more of it. Only what do I see? F*cking magpie! Right there on the acre outside my gate. Just yards from where I Removed my bloody Larsen Trap three days ago :wallbash:

 

Well, that's now in the compound, being overhauled. But, obviously, I wasn't having that so out with the rifle. I've leaned on my gate post and had the bugger in my cross hairs. Sound backdrop. Have to chance the twig he was behind. Started crushing the trigger and he moved! B*stard!

 

Waited and watched a bit. Saw his mate slip away. Then he did. But he went to one of the ash trees along the paddocks edge. Off I went. I figured to take him from the ash pile wall. Maybe leaning on the old gate there. Once I found him again.

 

That's when it hit me: The birds. Something was up with them. Something was Out There!

 

So, there I am. One up the spout and with a positive Choice of good firing positions. Plus I have clean cover, Sorted! I'm stood staring down over the old, bottom gate of the paddock. 100 yards to The Styx below. Could this sun touched evening bring me the mythical fox??? Already I was swearing, in my mind and eye; " Show yeself and ye coming home with me! ".

 

Then my mind raced back to the black cat I'd seen earlier today. Mile and half away? Doubt it. But possible. He'd do. Or how about a mink? Could I Take a mink at 100 yards? I'd try! And f*ck me, there he Was!!! Bounding along besides the Styx! Just a glance through the trees below and moving right to left. He'd have to cross my firing zone, over that gate!

 

I shifted to my right. Allowing myself as much 'gone by' as I could, and took firing position. Eye to 'scope ..... Steady! ..... Stay 'Calm' ..... THERE!

 

Even as the cross hair found him and my finger found the trigger, he turned to face my way. Fading sunlight full on his RED coat and beautifully displaying the Huge CREAMY YELLOW chest! A second, in which a Black one would have been thrown backwards into the Styx. And then he was gone. And my heart still pumping like a train!

 

What a f*cking experience!!! I've just seen my first ever Wild, Free, UnCaged, Genuine Pine Marten!

 

I think this moment deserves a wee Jameson! :toast:

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  scent said:
I've never seen a marten how big are they are they like a large ferret

 

 

Like bloody large ferret, yeppers. I'd say they're pretty much the missing link, size wise, between anything else like that and an otter. Big enough that ye'd never mistake one for a ferret. No where big enough that ye'd suspect an otter either though. Move along the ground in long bounds too; Quite unlike much else I've seen over land. Can't half f*cking motor too!

 

Here's one I cage trapped a week or so back. I believe that's one inch mesh?

 

 

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I`m the same as others, never actually seen one, heard of them but thats about all

never had any reports of them here where i live, the odd mink is about all i see/catch

they do resemble the ferret and polecat in a manner, but have the color of stoat/weasel

what size are they though?

look like nasty little buggers to

great post ditch_shitter :victory:

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