fishfish 17 Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 heres mine!!!!! people who think they are better than you or who are control freaks. officialdoms jobsworths. the lyinf barstewards at the job center (who incidently have conned us out of £700.00!!!!) RSPCA pathalogicle liars people who put you down to make themselves look good gamekeepers police support comunity officers teenage security guards at supermarkets who realy couldnt do a propr job and actually think growing a goatie beard will make you take them seriously. my neighbours self oppinionated bullshitters who think that coz they said it it must be true . folk who use their phones whilst driving racist ethnics polish men. raffle ticket sellers coconuts that are glued fast at the fair goldfish that die sparrows comming down the chimny leaving black smudgesonthe ceiling and finally blood on the wall and the squash racket people who sat their skint when in fact what they mean is theyve spent all their cash on foreighn holidays cats lemons that deliberatelyget you in the eye cardboard milk cartons that were invented just so anger management groups could be formed smokers sanctamoniouse non-smokers cider over £1.20 a pint fizzy aplle alco-pops being called cider slow drivers when ime behind them fast drivers when theyre behind me drivers who deliberately miss pheasants,coz I WANTED THAT! logs that wont slit chainsaws that wont start chickens shitting on my pillow paint products that dont 'do what it sayes on the tin' the thick tossersthat work the drive through at macdonalds ,who what ever you buy ask 'is that it?' like £15.00 for 3 burgers aint enough! court bailiffs who are only intrested in settling the bill with the help of yer wife............ menopausal women pre- menopausal women 40 year old women who think their 18 people who think animals have rights,the only right an animal has is gravy!!!! big issue sellers bucled wheels on bikes squeeky brakes on bikes punctures falling off bikes ditches full of nettles the electric key meter running out just before the gravy is thickened other peoples snotty kids bills employers who moan if yer 5 minutes late but expect you to allways finish what yer doing before you leave even if this means being 15 minutes late finishing and forget this when you are 5 minutes late police officers assuming you have a liscence tossrs who make quotation marks with their finger when talking to you! if i think of any more ille let you know! and as ive took so long to compile this list i reserve the right to post else where! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferret_uk 4 Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 The police when they stop you with your lamp and dog (TOSSERS) Misrable farmers (AR*EHOLES) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stabs 3 Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 whingers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,213 Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 at least the teenage security gaurds , have a job Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mark01856 7 Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 heres mine!!!!! people who think they are better than you or who are control freaks. officialdoms jobsworths. the lyinf barstewards at the job center (who incidently have conned us out of £700.00!!!!) RSPCA pathalogicle liars people who put you down to make themselves look good gamekeepers police support comunity officers teenage security guards at supermarkets who realy couldnt do a propr job and actually think growing a goatie beard will make you take them seriously. my neighbours self oppinionated bullshitters who think that coz they said it it must be true . folk who use their phones whilst driving racist ethnics polish men. raffle ticket sellers coconuts that are glued fast at the fair goldfish that die sparrows comming down the chimny leaving black smudgesonthe ceiling and finally blood on the wall and the squash racket people who sat their skint when in fact what they mean is theyve spent all their cash on foreighn holidays cats lemons that deliberatelyget you in the eye cardboard milk cartons that were invented just so anger management groups could be formed smokers sanctamoniouse non-smokers cider over £1.20 a pint fizzy aplle alco-pops being called cider slow drivers when ime behind them fast drivers when theyre behind me drivers who deliberately miss pheasants,coz I WANTED THAT! logs that wont slit chainsaws that wont start chickens shitting on my pillow paint products that dont 'do what it sayes on the tin' the thick tossersthat work the drive through at macdonalds ,who what ever you buy ask 'is that it?' like £15.00 for 3 burgers aint enough! court bailiffs who are only intrested in settling the bill with the help of yer wife............ menopausal women pre- menopausal women 40 year old women who think their 18 people who think animals have rights,the only right an animal has is gravy!!!! big issue sellers bucled wheels on bikes squeeky brakes on bikes punctures falling off bikes ditches full of nettles the electric key meter running out just before the gravy is thickened other peoples snotty kids bills employers who moan if yer 5 minutes late but expect you to allways finish what yer doing before you leave even if this means being 15 minutes late finishing and forget this when you are 5 minutes late police officers assuming you have a liscence tossrs who make quotation marks with their finger when talking to you! if i think of any more ille let you know! and as ive took so long to compile this list i reserve the right to post else where! What About Traffic Wardens? and pens that wont fecking work and SMART Cars( ugly fecking Things) other than that, brilliant list Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SportingShooter 0 Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 Fairly conlusive fishfish, I think i would add speed cameras and the police who act like tossers when they stop you with a lamp and gun, licenses dont seem to matter, your a criminal if theyve stopped you. One thing, why are gamekeepers on the list. Cheers ss06 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stone-cold 0 Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 i woke up in a bad mood today aswell the arseholes who decided to ban hunting with dogs and my fackin sister in law(should be outlaw) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dotty Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 i don't know where you sleep, but chickens shitting on my pillow is normally a problem for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stig 2 Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 YOU Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,262 Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 whingers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
desertdog 149 Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 The police when they stop you with your lamp and dog (TOSSERS) Misrable farmers (AR*EHOLES) cats crapping in your garden, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
alvaflyer 0 Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 great list got me smiling mandy xx Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest manda Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 Tax and MOT, mine due next month cyclists horse's on the road not in single file lol Little pricks who always try to cause shit and bitchy lasses and myself sometimes lol amanda Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jasper65 6 Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 A woman thats shags like a train with no Brakes! So you marry them and have a few kids, and Now you hardly get any .... Chaseing fellow Hunters around the woods but not being able to catch them :kiss:...... Jasper Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest manda Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 Scott agrees there jasper lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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