T.F.Student 0 Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 A boy asks his dad the difference between 'theoretically' and 'realistically'. Dad says ''that's hard but I have an idea. Ask mum if she would sleep with the milkman for £1 million quid''. Mum says "Yes". Dad says ''Now ask your sister if she'll sleep with the coalman 2 million quid''. Sister says "Yes". Dad says "Well there you go son that's your answer, theoretically we're sitting on 3 million quid, but realistically we're living with a couple of slags" !!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jacob 28 Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 thatll be doing the rounds Quote Link to post Share on other sites
masmiffy 82 Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Another quick one. The missus decided we were in need of some more cash and decided to try a night on the 'game' She returned in the morning with £200 and 50p. What tight b*****d paid only 50p I asked. They all did she replied! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hollands hope 1,024 Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Another quick one. The missus decided we were in need of some more cash and decided to try a night on the 'game' She returned in the morning with £200 and 50p. What tight b*****d paid only 50p I asked. They all did she replied! good one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,677 Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Another quick one. The missus decided we were in need of some more cash and decided to try a night on the 'game' She returned in the morning with £200 and 50p. What tight b*****d paid only 50p I asked. They all did she replied! that ones older than GOD. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,970 Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 A boy asks his dad the difference between 'theoretically' and 'realistically'. Dad says ''that's hard but I have an idea. Ask mum if she would sleep with the milkman for £1 million quid''. Mum says "Yes". Dad says ''Now ask your sister if she'll sleep with the coalman 2 million quid''. Sister says "Yes". Dad says "Well there you go son that's your answer, theoretically we're sitting on 3 million quid, but realistically we're living with a couple of slags" !!! Very good BIRD Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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masmiffy 82 Posted April 13, 2008 Report Share Posted April 13, 2008 Tomo it wasnt a joke she did it for real!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dullahan 0 Posted April 13, 2008 Report Share Posted April 13, 2008 A lecher sidles up to a Girl in a bar with his 'come-on' patter. "Haven't we met before?" The girl looks at him with a bored expression, "probably" she sighs " I am the receptionist at the STD Clinic" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dog on Posted April 13, 2008 Report Share Posted April 13, 2008 Tomo it wasnt a joke she did it for real!!!!!!!!!!!!!all 401 of us know that but can you find out what hapend to mine and tomo,s change Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Coney 3 Posted April 13, 2008 Report Share Posted April 13, 2008 Nice one! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
masmiffy 82 Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 (edited) No change given dog she said it wasnt her fault you couldnt get it up Edited April 14, 2008 by masmiffy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dog on Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 No change given dog she said it wasnt her fault you couldnt get it up i always have that problem when asked for the 3 time\\no offence//only joking Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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