TONTO and THE LONE RANGER

[Foxgun Tom 75]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look toward sky, what you see?"

 

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

 

 

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto

 

 

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small an insignificant. Meteorologically, it means we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

 

 

 

What does it tell you, Tonto?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Your a stupide fecker!! and it means some dirty b@st@rd's stole our tent"

 

Tom

[Ricky-N.p.p 0]

yer scraping the barrell wae that tom ! lol

[sue 1]

:clapper:

[stubby 175]

a better one is

 

 

the lone ranger, gets captured by indians, and they bury him upto his neck in the sand, he whispers something to tonto, who rides off as fast as he can, arriving back a couple of hours later, with a bar girl, who walks over to the lone ranger, lifts her skirt, revealing no knickers, and kneels down, planting her pu$$y in the rangers face, spitting hairs, the lone ranger shouts, you stupid indian, i said go fetch me a posse

[Foxgun Tom 75]

 

Tom

[Coney 3]

Both very good!