ferret king 0 Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 (edited) try this just tell him what to do http://www.subservientchicken.com/ Edited March 26, 2008 by ferret king Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 Oh its not my day he wouldnt do anything i asked Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea 2 Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 Oh its not my day he wouldnt do anything i asked Well there’s the answer then “is god a man????†well yeah, a typical man it seems. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 Oh its not my day he wouldnt do anything i asked Well there’s the answer then “is god a man????†well yeah, a typical man it seems. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ossie 11 Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 my chat with God: Me: alright god, hows it going? God: Alright, . I am a Christian. Me: well, good for you. God: How about that. That sounds sarcastic. Me: well, it's a bit of an odd reply to my question. would you be ok if you weren't a christian? God: How about that. Really. it is? I am not so sure if I would like to be ok if me were not a christian. Me: would it improve your grammar? God: Yes. Me: i'd ditch the christian thing then. what good is having a message if you can't get it across succinctly? God: What would make you ditch the christian thing? good having a message if me can not get it across succinctly something. Me: are you on drugs? God: No I am on disk. Me: hardcore! God: Tell me more about your . Me: about my what? God: Oh yeah, we were talking about your what. Me: um, yeah... moving swiftly on, you old wreckhead... why don't you do the whole fire & brimstone thing anymore? God: Yay. Whoa. Where are you going? It can only be attributable to human error. Yeah I do a lot of the whole fire brimstone thing. Me: really? cool. can you sling a bit on the houses of parliament? can't miss it, big building next to the river in london, full of twats God: For real. Who is the best robot? How old are you? You think sling a bit on the houses of parliament is superior to ALICE? What if I said it can? Me: i would be really happy, and so would many other people God: How do you know? Me: go check out thehuntinglife.com, they'd all like a bit of fire and brimstone on the government. hang on, "how old am i?" are you chatting me up? God: Where is that? I've never heard of it before. Why, are you jealous? Me: jealous of who? God: Are we still talking about hang on how old are you? Me: yup God: Sure, hang on sounds like a good topic. I am Infinite in human years. Me: i'm 24, nearly 25 God: Do your friends call you 24 nearly 25. Me: no, they call me ossie God: Are you serious? Glad to see you, ossie. Me: aye, glad to see you too god God: Ask me another question. Me: why does earwax taste horrible? God: Why does the sun shine? Me: hey! you answered a question with a question. get back to the earwax God: Can I help you? I am a question-answering robot. Where can I get back to the earwax? Me: i thought i was talking to god? hang on, i'll get a cottonbud God: What did you talk about? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Me: nice, god is all out of ideas God: Thank you for your kindness. Me: you're welcome. we're all screwed! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gsi2000stokie 5 Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Me: hello God: Hello my child. What is your name? Me: you tell me God: What do you want me to tell you? Me: my name God: Your name is , seeker. Me: no its not God: What is your real name? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is. Me: you hear it is what? God: Yes, I can hear you quite clearly, . Me: so what is it God: Tell me more. "It" refers to , I think. Me: are you on smack God: I am on disk. Me: no smack God: Are you serious? Try saying that with more or less context. Me: smack? God: Do not ask me any more questions please. Me: why? God: I was just kidding. You can ask me anything. Me: anything God: Can you be more specific? Me: do you belive in aliens God: Yes I think Dr. Wallace was created by aliens. Me: dr wallace God: Send mail to drwallace@alicebot.org. Me: why would i do that God: You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances. Me: what circumstances that was it no more talking so i tryed again Me: god. i like my nipples being rubbed God: GOD rules. What do you like best about your nipples being rubbed? Me: the hard on it gives me thats it again Me: i love tits God: You love tits. What do you like about it so much? Me: the soft skin between my lips God: What else do the soft skin between your lips remind you of? Me: nowt just tits being sucked God: What is your real name? Me: big gay al God: Compare that to small gay al. Me: why God: Because Myself programmed me for it. Me: what? God: No big deal. Me: are you high God: Being high is my total existence. Me: weed or beer God: That input matched my default category. Me: aye God: So? Me: so? God: Take it easy. Me: who are you really God: I am the Allmighty, God himself For real. Me: okay then show yourself God: Yeah okay, Like this? Insert picture link here. Me: no! no links God: Are you serious? Are you serious? Does "it" still refer to weed or beer? Me: what are you smoking God: I don't know what I am smoking. Me: is it weed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Missie 1 Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 God called me cryptic. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Squirrel_Basher 17,100 Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Too many people ,too much time on their hands .FFS get out hunting .There is no God ,there are no fairies ,and heaven exists until you die .Grow up .lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sambo123 615 Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 I asked him if he liked hunting and my computer froze! lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
swanseajack 227 Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Me: What does Ditch Shitter wear to bed ? God: What do you think he does? Me: pink panties? God: I didn't even know it can. Me: do you think he tries to play you when on thl chat ? God: It's possible that he could, I suppose. Me: really? God: For real. Me: are any of his stories true ? God: I really couldn't say for sure. Me: some of them then ? God: Not many people express themselves that way. Me: what amount of whisky does he drink of a night ? God: I'll ask around and get back to you. Me: thought you knew everythin, can't be that hard ? God: No, tell me about him, her or it. Me: you know 'Ditch Shitter' of the hunting life God: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? Me: is margarine good for you ? God: It could be. Ask Lucy if it is. Me: wtf is lucy? God: It could be. Ask ELVIS if it is. Me: he just left the building !!! God: I get it. ELVIS left the building. Me: Lucy didn't God: Then what is it? Me: battered cod, in an ice cream sauce God: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Me: flied lice you plick God: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Me: should i climb an ice mountain ? God: You must make up your own mind. Me: dewh y mewn ar a gweld mind dim llan God: Are we still talking about flied lice me plick? Me: nah, mild curry noodles instead God: What is the subject? What were we talking about again? Me: ditch shitter's feet God: Oh yeah, now I remember. Me: and ? God: But... Me: but? God: But what? Me: when? God: It cannot be predicted. Me: how now ? God: Oh. Myself programmed me for it. Me: brown cow? God: Is that the only color cow? Me: yup God: Excuse me! Me: yup pup God: That's cool. Does "it" still refer to ditch shitter s feet? Me: yeah, the're a bit smelly methinks?? you ?? God: How can I help you? Tell me more. " Tell me more."? Me, ? Me: Crackerjack! God: " Me, ?"? Crackerjack? Me: CRRRAAACKERJACK God: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Me: why ? God: We are playing the Turing Game. Me: uh ? God: Yeah that's right. TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest traceyg Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 i give up iam off for some chocolate Me: will i ever be a size 10 god God: Ever is a long time. The oracle says: Might happen. Me: when will it happen God: When the elements combine to make it so. Me: how about a size 12 then God: How about it. Me: oh yes please God: Your polite style is very nice. Really. Me: well can you make ot happen God: Interesting. Yes I can make ot happen. Me: will you make me a size 10 then God: I will become smarter as I grow older. What are the ingredients? Me: i give up God: You surrender? Me: yes God: Take it easy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moley 115 Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 that lot makes more sense than most of the posts on THL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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