Rolfe 2 Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 ARE YOU WILLING TO: This means you better do it. FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of "those" arguments. FIVE MINUTES: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. NOTHING: This means "something" and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and will end with the word "Fine". GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine", and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here arguing with you over "Nothing". SOFT SIGH: Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sigh" means that she is content. Your best bet is not to move or breathe, and she will stay content. THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead". At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. PLEASE DO: This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay". THANKS: A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say "you're welcome". THANKS A LOT: This is much different than "Thanks". A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh" as she will only tell you "Nothing". But we still love you girls.........Rolfe Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad al 146 Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 rolfe I've come to the conclusion of late that we men folk will never know what the hell they mean no matter what , so it's just easier to do your own thing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rolfe 2 Posted March 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 rolfe I've come to the conclusion of late that we men folk will never know what the hell they mean no matter what , so it's just easier to do your own thing Yes mate i agree entirely Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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comanche 2,916 Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 (edited) If you are looking at fishing rods ,a new gun ,a decent knife ,walking -boots ,etc and she says ,"Why not treat yourself for a change.Go for the more expensive one",it really means,"While you are in a rare spending mood I've seen a lovely saddle/bridle/jumper/dress/engagement ring(Eh!)round the corner". My old Headkeeper insisted that he wore the trousers in his household.It was just that his wife always told him which pair to put on. Remember ,there are three sides to every argument. His side. Her side, and the truth! Edited March 25, 2008 by comanche Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Missie 1 Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 So cynical you men folk... :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 So cynical you men folk... :laugh: there so sensitive arnt they Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest traceyg Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 So cynical you men folk... :laugh: there so sensitive arnt they expert all of a sudden rolfe man are you :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Coney 3 Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 I'm the man in our house & I wear the trousers ( cause I've got our lasses permission to say so ) so there! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
comanche 2,916 Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 So cynical you men folk... :laugh: Nature blessed us with three means of defence. Fight or flight and cynicism! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
collie/grey 238 Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 oh how true rolfe........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Missie 1 Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 Hmm... We're not all terrible nags and the like you know. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
comanche 2,916 Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 Hmm... We're not all terrible nags and the like you know. I know.We,re not all beer -guzzling,insentitive ,macho cave- man types.For instance I like to regard myself as a particularly subtle blend of Peter Stringfellow and Homer Simpson . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Missie 1 Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 I don't think you want to know my opinion of most men at the moment but I do know that not all of you are total wastes of space. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
comanche 2,916 Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 I don't think you want to know my opinion of most men at the moment but I do know that not all of you are total wastes of space. Actually we are all the same but some are better actors.Stick to dogs and ferrets All the best Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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