how many pups can i expect

[lurchermick 0]

just thought id stop all the bitching before it starts

you no what some people are like on here

Edited March 16, 2008 by lurchermick

[lurchermick 0]

told you what i wanted out of it just another decient rabbiting dog just want to no what other people would use them for

[Guest bezza]

If she was on her 18th day and she was tied for 20 minutes then you can proceed with the following formula :!18 divided by the square root of 20 multiplied by 0 divided by the number you first thought of. Cook for three minutes on gas mark mark five. Defecate at 5 o clock in front of a west wind and pray three times to Allah. Allah will answer you within three minutes and tell you the number of pups, their sexes and colours . If you cross yourself 3 times and put 10 pounds in the poor box, Jesus will tell you if they will be good workers or not within two minutes. If you get no reply prepare to go to hell when you die.

[lurchermick 0]

only want a rough estimate or is there no way of knowing funny f**ker

[salukixminshaw 1]

If she was on her 18th day and she was tied for 20 minutes then you can proceed with the following formula :!18 divided by the square root of 20 multiplied by 0 divided by the number you first thought of. Cook for three minutes on gas mark mark five. Defecate at 5 o clock in front of a west wind and pray three times to Allah. Allah will answer you within three minutes and tell you the number of pups, their sexes and colours . If you cross yourself 3 times and put 10 pounds in the poor box, Jesus will tell you if they will be good workers or not within two minutes. If you get no reply prepare to go to hell when you die.

LMFHO

[Guest spud.]

how longs a f*****g piece ov string...derr

[gavmac 0]

Ask a stupid question ......................

[Guest joe ox]

:11: you will be telling us life is like a box of chocolates next.

[earth&hounds 94]

how longs a f*****g piece ov string...derr

twice the lenth from the middle mush

[Guest joe ox]

Do a search for elstudro1986 topics he seems to write very similar to you

[lurchermick 0]

already tried yesterday no such person and told you 10 times yesterday was nt me

[Guest joe ox]

Here is one of elstudro1986 topics.

 

wait till yous read this.... got chatting to a mate yesterday morning who i used to go to the old permission in hexhamsire with and anyway he says to me oh i got new land if you fancy a look out with the gun so obviously i accepted

 

so we loaded the car up at 9 pm last night with the dogs the ferret and the gun..(only had the ferret incase we were there when the sun come up and the box is big enough for it to be in for more than a few hours) got to the permission at 9:25pm had a quick smoke and a cuppa tea then plowed on in too the fields with the pup tied to my belt and the JRT mooching freely we had only been there about 40 mins and had 7 rabbits so not bad going but the best is still to come he decided to try the next field which he didnt have in anycase the next thing i no is im being slapped round the back of the head i turn round to tell my mate to f**k off and behave only too see he has gone and im standing in front of a game keeper (i was only standing in the middle of lord lambtons land) and what have i got with me a loaded gun a ferret 2 dogs and a bag full of bunnys.....

yous can probs guess what happened next got slapped about quite a bit off 4 gampys accused of poaching the rabbits and took to the police station in a land rover against my will....... they roughed my dogs about via there leads and slammed my ferret box on the floor whilst she was still inside poor girl any way as usual the PIGS dont believe me that i didnt get the rabbits off lambtons land and ive got to appear at houghton le spring magistrates court for charges of TRESPASS CARRYING A LOADED WEAPON ON PRIVATE LAND AND POACHING and to make things bettere the police have kenneled my dogs untill after the court hearing

 

 

what the hell

cheers mick

[snoopdog 1,256]

Here is one of elstudro1986 topics.

 

wait till yous read this.... got chatting to a mate yesterday morning who i used to go to the old permission in hexhamsire with and anyway he says to me oh i got new land if you fancy a look out with the gun so obviously i accepted

 

so we loaded the car up at 9 pm last night with the dogs the ferret and the gun..(only had the ferret incase we were there when the sun come up and the box is big enough for it to be in for more than a few hours) got to the permission at 9:25pm had a quick smoke and a cuppa tea then plowed on in too the fields with the pup tied to my belt and the JRT mooching freely we had only been there about 40 mins and had 7 rabbits so not bad going but the best is still to come he decided to try the next field which he didnt have in anycase the next thing i no is im being slapped round the back of the head i turn round to tell my mate to f**k off and behave only too see he has gone and im standing in front of a game keeper (i was only standing in the middle of lord lambtons land) and what have i got with me a loaded gun a ferret 2 dogs and a bag full of bunnys.....

yous can probs guess what happened next got slapped about quite a bit off 4 gampys accused of poaching the rabbits and took to the police station in a land rover against my will....... they roughed my dogs about via there leads and slammed my ferret box on the floor whilst she was still inside poor girl any way as usual the PIGS dont believe me that i didnt get the rabbits off lambtons land and ive got to appear at houghton le spring magistrates court for charges of TRESPASS CARRYING A LOADED WEAPON ON PRIVATE LAND AND POACHING and to make things bettere the police have kenneled my dogs untill after the court hearing

 

 

what the hell

cheers mick

i rember this fooking..pmsl .....your a twat joe ... ..poor lad ...

[lurchermick 0]

and that proves????????? exactly

[Guest joe ox]

Thanks snoop