tote 854 Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 Two English businessmen in London - were sitting down for a break in their 'soon-to-be' new store. The store wasn't ready as yet, and had only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling.' No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Scotsman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Scottish accent asked, 'What are you selling here ?' One of the men winked at the other, and replied, sarcastically, 'We're selling arse-holes.' Without missing a beat, the Scotsman said, 'You're doing well then ... only two left, eh!!' Englishmen - God bless them - should not mess with Scotsmen! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mooster 1 Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 Too tight to buy one though wasn't he!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea 2 Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 that's a good one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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