Mysterious Shit

[rich.mather 0]

ditch , i found myself reading every post left on this thread , i then sat back and thought to myself 'why'

 

ditch you are a star !! talking pics is ok i suppose but taking the thing home with you !! if ditch ever invites any of you lot over for a meal i think you should think long and hard

 

Hah Hah if have just had to be given oxygen by the missus this is genius commedy. Ditch you are fecking awsome keep up the good work. Got to say the spines look like slightly decomposed needles of a nordman fir tree. They are like leather so would pass through a digestive system, are they stiff Ditch? go on give em a squeeze for us. Ha HA HA :sick:

[Guest Ditch_Shitter]

D'ye know, I'd completely forgotten about this one! Not that it's stopped me checking that same point on the track every day since, 'mind. And not a sasauge! Twisty ended or otherwise.

 

Drops: Of F*cking Course!!! They Are bloody pine needles, aren't they?! Shit, I knew there was something I just wasn't seeing there .......... Mind Leap! .......... Gentlemen; Let's try This one across ye:

 

Drops has it. That strange shit contains Pine Needles. I still have the stuff in a jar on the mantlepiece here ~ don't a lot of us keep shit in an open jar in our rooms? ~ I could go pull it about, but I'm trying to get through half a dozen pages on here just now and I don't think I could prove much beyond what the shots show and Drops spotted. There's definately pine needles in that there shit.

 

Ok. Now that mind leap; I thought of Dogs eating grass. Mink or otter hoovering up pine needles? Not about to happen, is it? Besides which, Dropper says the shit shape's wrong for mink. I tend to agree. I also feel it a little large for an average mink. And yet, having first of all pointed out that it was too small for a terrier? Would not an otter dump a package nicely comparable to a terrier?

 

So, we're looking for something which is probably not a mink. Equelly likely not an otter. Quite probably somewhere between those twos sizes. And which scarfs down pine needles? .......... No such animal.

 

But watch a Dog eating flesh. They rest it on the ground. It gets wet with saliva. What ever's on that ground adheres to it and becomes ingested! Dirt in Dog shit. Look at my lots under a microscope and I'll bet ye'd find some.

 

And there, I believe, we have it: An animal of the surmized size. Living and travelling in this area. One which would eat a fish, should one become available. And which also eats meat on a carpet of pine needles. Bingo! Got to be a f*cking Pine Marten, hasn't it? Caught and eaten a squirrel or what ever, back over in the fir plantation. Come on down, following the stream - caught or found the remains of a fish there. Popped out onto the track, rather than come through the pipe with the water. Had a crap on the path. Gone down into the field and glanced at my fish reeking cage before going on his way. He's used the large stone in the middle of the stream, right beside my cage, for a 'stepping stone'. Hopped onto the far bank and gone on up the right side of the stream, along the hedge. That's where el Ding was looking. He'd got wind of his passage up there.

 

And the overpowering reek of fish, I believe, has thrown us all so far. I could smell Only fish. Nothing sweeter. Nothing vile and darkly muskey. Just that fish.

 

That's what I reckon it was, lads. A passing Marten. The PINE needles finally exposed the truth!

[Corkonian 44]

Edited June 9, 2009 by Corkonian

[Guest Ditch_Shitter]

Bingo! Got to be a f*cking Pine Marten, hasn't it? Caught and eaten a squirrel or what ever, back over in the fir plantation. Come on down, following the stream - caught or found the remains of a fish there. Popped out onto the track, rather than come through the pipe with the water. Had a crap on the path. Gone down into the field and glanced at my fish reeking cage before going on his way. He's used the large stone in the middle of the stream, right beside my cage, for a 'stepping stone'. Hopped onto the far bank and gone on up the right side of the stream, along the hedge. That's where el Ding was looking. He'd got wind of his passage up there.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Who wants the full 'Book At Bed Time' routine then?

[swanseajack 227]

Bingo! Got to be a f*cking Pine Marten, hasn't it? Caught and eaten a squirrel or what ever, back over in the fir plantation. Come on down, following the stream - caught or found the remains of a fish there. Popped out onto the track, rather than come through the pipe with the water. Had a crap on the path. Gone down into the field and glanced at my fish reeking cage before going on his way. He's used the large stone in the middle of the stream, right beside my cage, for a 'stepping stone'. Hopped onto the far bank and gone on up the right side of the stream, along the hedge. That's where el Ding was looking. He'd got wind of his passage up there.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Who wants the full 'Book At Bed Time' routine then?

Me please, fascinating animals.. more pics?