Ossie 11 Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 "hi, wanna f**k?" was devastatingly effective in my 'wild' days. "how do you like your eggs in the morning?" "unfertilized mate, piss off!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the patman 4 Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 anybody listened to kevin bloody wilson he made a song up about chat up lines called do you fxxk on first date can be found on utube some absolute gems on there worth a listen Quote Link to post Share on other sites
antg 1,755 Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 nice legs. what time do they open? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest guevara Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 (edited) Do you like crackers and cheese love?, cos i have a real cracker if youre intrested. Edited March 3, 2008 by guevara Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.Joe 0 Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 have seen it work before, on a complete dog mind you but still.... "Hi.....(step back and eye them up)....yeah, you'll do!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 have seen it work before, on a complete dog mind you but still.... "Hi.....(step back and eye them up)....yeah, you'll do!" What & you didnt get a hiding Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sureshot 0 Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 anybody listened to kevin bloody wilson he made a song up about chat up lines called do you fxxk on first date can be found on utube some absolute gems on there worth a listen (8)DO YOU FECK ON FIRST DATES? DOES YOUR DAD OWN A BREWEY? CAN I FEAL YOUR TITS OR WILL YOU SHOW THEM TO ME( Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lanesra 3,961 Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 have seen it work before, on a complete dog mind you but still.... "Hi.....(step back and eye them up)....yeah, you'll do!" hahahahaha that is hillarious. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gilly-93 31 Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 (edited) hey...can i have your number...ive lost mine... Edited March 3, 2008 by gilly-1993 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wilky 0 Posted March 4, 2008 Report Share Posted March 4, 2008 Five miles, no ten........ten miles, on my bare hands and knees.........over broken glass.........just to kiss the hand of the man that takes your knickers to the laundry. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AIRGUNNER 1 Posted March 4, 2008 Report Share Posted March 4, 2008 Heres 40p go ring your mum and tell her your not coming home tonight. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
6pack 60 Posted March 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2008 priceless Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ricky-N.p.p 0 Posted March 4, 2008 Report Share Posted March 4, 2008 my love for you is like diorrea .... a canny hold it in ! are you're parent disabled because you're special ! theres a party in my pace, dya wanna cum ? do you have a library card cause i'd like to take ye out ! i have more but cant remember them ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Yorkshire Hunter 0 Posted March 4, 2008 Report Share Posted March 4, 2008 can i just please say; if most of them were used on me, i would reply with a quick slap around the face. others are quite good! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
6pack 60 Posted March 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2008 Corny chat up lines are a great way to break the ice if you have the balls to pull them off!! I pulled a bloke (way back in my younger years....) with " If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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