Kay 3,709 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 God i cant remember the last time i was chatted up must have been the 's :clapper: awwwww u sure? Ave i died and gone to heaven cos im looking at at an angel I am very sure theres a song in that lot somewhere Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackfell 16 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 fancy a lift to the gamefair Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 fancy a lift to the gamefair Fancy a slap & a 100 mile round trip to fetch me knickers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ESS Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 God i cant remember the last time i was chatted up must have been the 's :clapper: awwwww u sure? Ave i died and gone to heaven cos im looking at at an angel I am very sure theres a song in that lot somewhere Sure there is in this one That a ladder in your tights or is it a stairway to heaven ? ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackfell 16 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 fancy a lift to the gamefair Fancy a slap & a 100 mile round trip to fetch me knickers wouldnt be the first time Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 God i cant remember the last time i was chatted up must have been the 's :clapper: awwwww u sure? Ave i died and gone to heaven cos im looking at at an angel I am very sure theres a song in that lot somewhere Sure there is in this one That a ladder in your tights or is it a stairway to heaven ? ... Tights Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 fancy a lift to the gamefair Fancy a slap & a 100 mile round trip to fetch me knickers wouldnt be the first time You get slapped often Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Big Fish Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 fancy a lift to the gamefair Fancy a slap & a 100 mile round trip to fetch me knickers wouldnt be the first time You get slapped often To be honest i thought it was a picture of a slapped bottom, but then i looked again Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jonathan 0 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 us ferreters just use the old ferret magic goes a long the lines like this hello there you wont to see my ferret hes really big and loves to going down wet holes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 us ferreters just use the old ferret magic goes a long the lines like this hello there you wont to see my ferret hes really big and loves to going down wet holes Does your ferret like dark warm places then Quote Link to post Share on other sites
runningdog 1 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 can i buy you a drink? or do you just want the money? works every time Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jasper65 6 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 "If I had one chance to rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together".... "Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five".... "Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus".... "Are you on your Menstral cycle? No problem I'll follow you on my motorbike".... "My name is Nickerless! its the way I like to leave all the girls"..... "You can't make babies on your own! do you want to go 50/50 on a b*****d"..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jonathan 0 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 (edited) us ferreters just use the old ferret magic goes a long the lines like this hello there you wont to see my ferret hes really big and loves to going down wet holes Does your ferret like dark warm places then dont no i ask it now for you i he sure does if we are on the same wave length Edited March 2, 2008 by ferrets Quote Link to post Share on other sites
runningdog 1 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 do you have a mirror in your pants? because i can see myself in them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sureshot 0 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 A LOCAL ONE WICH WORKS LMFAO!! **"" GET YA RAT OUT!!!!!! ""** BUT A REAL ONE ..I like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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