6pack 60 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 The cheesiest, the corniest, the funniest, or ones that have never failed? When they made the alphabet they should have put U and I together. I was told oral sex was sitting, talking about it. Fancy a chat? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,603 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 dont need chat up lines when your as good looking as me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Big Fish Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 "Shall we shag now, or shag later" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest craftycarper Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 get yer tits out........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andy s410c 61 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 Go up to 2 ladies & say to the not so pretty 1"do you fancy a dance??" if she says "yes" say to her "well the dancefloors over there cause i want to talk to your mate!!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 Do you want to play carnival? Sit on me face, and i'll guess your weight! Do you drive pet? Then why don't you back onto this! I've heard you like diamonds, Suck this, it's a gem! Do you like flowers? Why don't you get your tu-lips round this! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Missie 1 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 And they say romance is dead... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lanesra 3,994 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 "how do you like your eggs in the mornin love, fertilised or unfertilised" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andy s410c 61 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 In native tongue"R reet luv?fancy a shag?" normally a gaurenteed "NO" reply "Well will you lie down while i have one then" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 One that's almost certain to get you a slap; Hi babe, can I smell your fanny? NO!!! Well, it must be your feet then! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andy s410c 61 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 One that's almost certain to get you a slap; Hi babe, can I smell your fanny? NO!!! Well, it must be your feet then! Quality If i tried that one in Flares in Sunderland she,d probablies say "I man its me fanny,ya still gan to l**k it tho..." :sick: :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popgun 0 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 Are you going to have this or am i going to break your arm Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 God i cant remember the last time i was chatted up must have been the 's Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ESS Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 God i cant remember the last time i was chatted up must have been the 's :clapper: awwwww u sure? Ave i died and gone to heaven cos im looking at at an angel Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 get yer tits out........ "Who stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes?" Chat up lines make be laugh! Usually right in the blokes' face Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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