Rolfe 2 Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present again! Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! We don't remember dates. . . .Period!! Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!! If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.) BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know, it's like camping. Rolfey......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Do all men like long hair Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Big Fish Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Do all men like long hair YES Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Do all men like long hair YES Oh well if you say so Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sue 1 Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 if you know they are some of the male faults why not try to rectify them and make womens lives better Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratman2 2 Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Do all men like long hair YES Oh! god YES Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Do all men like long hair YES Oh! god YES Can you say that a bit louder So why do you like long hair then ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SNAP SHOT 194 Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Whats up with you ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rolfe 2 Posted February 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Whats up with you ? I went with a girl once who had long hair all down her back.........none on her head...........just all down her back. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Missie 1 Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 Oh dear, best steer clear of the hairdressers for a while then! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ossie 11 Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 Do all men like long hair YES Oh! god YES is this long enough? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 Ozzie my mom had the most beautifull waist long auburn hair i have ever seen , but she found it to difficult to keep right as it was so thick Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ossie 11 Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 mine's really fine & silky, so it's not too bad. although i did pull a monster hairball/dreadlock out of the bath plughole the other day :sick: it's only red on the last foot or so of it, the rest is my natural dark blonde/light brown colour, it's just taking an awfully long time to grow the colour out i've been banned from having a haircut by everyone... but my hair does kinda suit me, the whole folk singer/rocker chick thing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 mine's really fine & silky, so it's not too bad. although i did pull a monster hairball/dreadlock out of the bath plughole the other day :sick: it's only red on the last foot or so of it, the rest is my natural dark blonde/light brown colour, it's just taking an awfully long time to grow the colour out i've been banned from having a haircut by everyone... but my hair does kinda suit me, the whole folk singer/rocker chick thing. I am trying to grow mine i have got to the shoulders now, so i reccon another 5 years & it may be down me back Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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