speedlamper 0 Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 10. Get ahead faster in buisness. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement. 1. Repeat number 9...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad al 146 Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 and then there is always No. 11 :- stick in your ear and feck some sense into you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ESS Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 (edited) I think they would stick it up there fellas arse and say ...hurts dont it ? Edited February 27, 2008 by ESS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
6pack 60 Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 I think they would stick it up there fellas arse and say ...hurts dont it ? :clapper: :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR TEA POT 1,287 Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 I think they would stick it up there fellas arse and say ...hurts dont it ? Stop tensing up,just relax a bit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 They would be able to drive and park................ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest longslip Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 no.12> Feel the mighty jaw power and feel the razor sharp teeth of the..........ZIP Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aled 515 Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 I'm surprised nobody has written down,....chop it off!! LOL Aled Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Irish Lurcher 1,013 Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 They could experience a hard on, rather than a hard in. They would know what its like to feel like a prick. They could arrange themselves via the pocket. They could ask, hows it hanging?. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 I would like to know why men keep touching there's its not like it's going to drop off really Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 They would know what it feels like when you really needa shag and your bird says no Its no different for women either you know Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 Come to me kay i never say no :kiss: Oh there is a god Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 Oh there is a god If you want to feel another earthquake you wont say no Oh your full of it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bigredbusa Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 oh god dogginlad you are on top form Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 Bigredbruiser am not because its a no but it dont matter i only wanted to use her so i could find out where them red deer are next to her house Liar Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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