Clancy 1 Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 (edited) What did the Spanish firefighter name his twin sons?????? Hose A and Hose B. :lazy: :lazy: How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb??? None. Protesters don't change anything. :wacko: :lazy: :lazy: Edited February 27, 2008 by Clancy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
6pack 60 Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Dont give up the day job Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AIRGUNNER 1 Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 :lazy: :lazy: :lazy: :lazy: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
simba 1 Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads to the docks once more for old times' sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, " How am I doing "? The prostitute replies, "Well old sailor, you're doing about 3 knots". Three knots he asks, "What's that suppose to mean ?" She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back !" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Big Fish Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Husband to wife "We should start washing your knickers in Slim Fast, it might make your FAT ARSE thinner" Next day he goes to put his cacks on and they are covered in white powder. He says to his wife "did you put talc powder in them?" "NO she replies, "its f*****g Miracle Grow" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
6pack 60 Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Husband to wife "We should start washing your knickers in Slim Fast, it might make your FAT ARSE thinner" Next day he goes to put his cacks on and they are covered in white powder. He says to his wife "did you put talc powder in them?" "NO she replies, "its f*****g Miracle Grow" roflmao Quote Link to post Share on other sites
6pack 60 Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Why do hunters make better lovers? They go deeper in the bush, they shoot more than once, & they always want to eat it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Coney 3 Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Why do hunters make better lovers? They go deeper in the bush, they shoot more than once, & they always want to eat it! Quality! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Clancy 1 Posted February 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Chinese guy sitting at the bar and a Jewish guy walks up and punches him in the face knocking him off the bar stool. "what the hell was that?" says the Chinese guy. "That was for Pearl Harbor!" yells the Jew. "Pearl Harbor?! That was the Japanese. I'm Chinese!!!" says the man. "Chinese, Japanese whats the difference?" says the Jew and he sits back down at his table. The Chinese man is pissed and comes over to the Jew and kicks him in the head knocking him out of the chair. "What was that for?!" say the Jew. "That was for the Titanic!" replies the Chinese guy. "The titanic? That was a ship that was sunk by an Iceberg!!" The China man said "Iceberg, Goldberg! Whats the difference!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
harrycatcat 31 Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Why do hunters make better lovers? They go deeper in the bush, they shoot more than once, & they always want to eat it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
simba 1 Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Ive just got home and in my house there is a plumber with his c**k up my dog.. I called the Police but they wont do anything about it, something to do with the b*****d being corgi registered Quote Link to post Share on other sites
6pack 60 Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Ive just got home and in my house there is a plumber with his c**k up my dog.. I called the Police but they wont do anything about it, something to do with the b*****d being corgi registered I'll just get your coat........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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