Kay 3,709 Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 having a w@nk everyday is meant to reduce the chance of getting cancer down there. not if you have a smoke when you finish it doesnt Speedy sit on your chosen hand till it goes numb then try it, it feels like someone else is doing it i am told i've told you before i need both hands well sit on both hands then big boy i've tried it, couldnt get my zip undone in time Oh behave your so rude these days arnt you, its smut smut smut with you . ermmm excuse me... your tellin me to do it, i just said i already have You dont have to do everything i sugest you know & unzip before making your hands numb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedlamper 0 Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 having a w@nk everyday is meant to reduce the chance of getting cancer down there. not if you have a smoke when you finish it doesnt Speedy sit on your chosen hand till it goes numb then try it, it feels like someone else is doing it i am told i've told you before i need both hands well sit on both hands then big boy i've tried it, couldnt get my zip undone in time Oh behave your so rude these days arnt you, its smut smut smut with you . ermmm excuse me... your tellin me to do it, i just said i already have You dont have to do everything i sugest you know & unzip before making your hands numb thats forward planning, way to technical for me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,966 Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 What about if you are both pissed, you know what they say 8 pints nice hope my wife dont read this BIRD Quote Link to post Share on other sites
telboy 0 Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 we seem to have come a long way away from being tapped up in Dublin. The prim and proper said no and the rest ran upstairs for a w@nk. I went for a bath its mine and i ll wash it as fast as i want. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest baldie Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 I definatly would...any port in a storm any holes a goal :kiss: i,d shag the crack of dawn. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AIRGUNNER 1 Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 I definatly would...any port in a storm any holes a goal :kiss: i,d shag the crack of dawn. Not own goals i hope But hey you dont look at the mantle piece when stoking the fire Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clay man 0 Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 we have an old saying he ho talks about it is not getting any and no i wouldn`t do that to three young girls pist out of there mind would i Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Missie 1 Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 I suppose its no different to getting drunk and pulling a random in a pub or club but I don't do that either. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jasper65 6 Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 I'm afraid to say if she wasn't pissed and between 20 and 103, had her wits about her and was up for some good sport she would have to have it .... if she was about 20 stone wearing pop socks and a boob tube! then I probably still would after a few drinks ........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SNAP SHOT 194 Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 If it's offered on a plate when shes pissed, i bet your not the first to be offered, So no i would't, For the simple reason of respect for myself and not to get fookin diseased up from a gulpin like that, Barry white two sober consenting Adults, candles, big rug open fire, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Irish Lurcher 1,013 Posted February 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Fook me this has turned into a porn session. In my line of work you cant really take advantage of anyone , I am a professional driver and must act accordantly. But some of the offers I get are better that ASDA. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Missie 1 Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Barry white two sober consenting Adults, candles, big rug open fire, Not sure about the Barry White Snap! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest baldie Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 The walrus of luuuurrve The bit about the fire reminds me of our days courting. The present mrs baldie and i had been out on a saturday night, and she was frisky This was back in the days when the wife wore all the gear, stockings sussies, and a black basque oh yes indeedy there was i, breathing through me ears, having a good old drink from the furry cup....when in walked me fatha....he,d been out on the lash too Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Irish Lurcher 1,013 Posted February 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 The walrus of luuuurrve The bit about the fire reminds me of our days courting. The present mrs baldie and i had been out on a saturday night, and she was frisky This was back in the days when the wife wore all the gear, stockings sussies, and a black basque oh yes indeedy there was i, breathing through me ears, having a good old drink from the furry cup....when in walked me fatha....he,d been out on the lash too Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Big Fish Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 To answer the original question Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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