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having a w@nk everyday is meant to reduce the chance of getting cancer down there.

not if you have a smoke when you finish it doesnt

Speedy sit on your chosen hand till it goes numb then try it, it feels like someone else is doing it i am told :laugh::laugh:

i've told you before i need both hands :whistling:

 

well sit on both hands then big boy :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::whistling:

i've tried it, couldnt get my zip undone in time

 

Oh behave :laugh::laugh: your so rude these days arnt you, its smut smut smut with you . :laugh::D

ermmm excuse me...

 

your tellin me to do it, i just said i already have :laugh:

 

You dont have to do everything i sugest you know & unzip before making your hands numb :thumbs::D

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having a w@nk everyday is meant to reduce the chance of getting cancer down there.

not if you have a smoke when you finish it doesnt

Speedy sit on your chosen hand till it goes numb then try it, it feels like someone else is doing it i am told :laugh::laugh:

i've told you before i need both hands :whistling:

 

well sit on both hands then big boy :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::whistling:

i've tried it, couldnt get my zip undone in time

 

Oh behave :laugh::laugh: your so rude these days arnt you, its smut smut smut with you . :laugh::D

ermmm excuse me...

 

your tellin me to do it, i just said i already have :laugh:

 

You dont have to do everything i sugest you know & unzip before making your hands numb :thumbs::D

thats forward planning, way to technical for me

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I'm afraid to say if she wasn't pissed and between 20 and 103, had her wits about her and was up for some good sport she would have to have it :angel:;) ....

 

if she was about 20 stone wearing pop socks and a boob tube! then I probably still would after a few drinks :laugh:........

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If it's offered on a plate when shes pissed, i bet your not the first to be offered, So no i would't, For the simple reason of respect for myself and not to get fookin diseased up from a gulpin like that, Barry white two sober consenting Adults, candles, big rug open fire, :blink::blink::blink::blink::blink:

 

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:D The walrus of luuuurrve :D

The bit about the fire reminds me of our days courting. The present mrs baldie and i had been out on a saturday night, and she was frisky :D This was back in the days when the wife wore all the gear, stockings sussies, and a black basque :o oh yes indeedy :D there was i, breathing through me ears, having a good old drink from the furry cup....when in walked me fatha....he,d been out on the lash too :tongue2:

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:D The walrus of luuuurrve :D

The bit about the fire reminds me of our days courting. The present mrs baldie and i had been out on a saturday night, and she was frisky :D This was back in the days when the wife wore all the gear, stockings sussies, and a black basque :o oh yes indeedy :D there was i, breathing through me ears, having a good old drink from the furry cup....when in walked me fatha....he,d been out on the lash too :tongue2:

 

 

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