Guest ocs1867 Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 went to the indians the other night, the waiter came over and asked ' curry okay ' ? i said aye go on then, one song then f**k off!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AIRGUNNER 1 Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 had to read it twice and and say 'curry ok' in there language before i got it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Halfinch 51 Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 Top tip for today!!! Don't shag a Dwarf with Learning diffulcties. It aint big, and it aint clever. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
harrycatcat 31 Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 Top tip for today!!!Don't shag a Dwarf with Learning diffulcties. It aint big, and it aint clever. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rogue 9 Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 went round a mates last nite his misses just had a baby, she said picck him up if u like so i did and he starts crying so she says wind him if ya like but i thought that would be tight so i give him a dead leg instead!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Coney 3 Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 Quality! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratman2 2 Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 All lost on me I'm afraid. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Halfinch 51 Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 A farmer walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm, he says "This is the pig i have to feck when you aint up for it" His wife replies "ER, i think you'll find that is a sheep" Quick as a flash the Farmer says "Er, i think you'll find i was TALKING TO THE SHEEP." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
harrycatcat 31 Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dantheman09 0 Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 OXFAM MESSAGE : omar is a halfblind ,five year old african orphan with aids. he has to ride 7 miles a day to school ,with only 1 leg and arm on a bicycle with buckled wheels, flat tyres and no brakes give Oxfam a small donation of just £2 a month and we will send you the video its f**king hilarious! pmsl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedlamper 0 Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 what goes woof woof boom? a terrierist Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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