Guest chilli Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 I thought george best was donating his organs untill I walked past the butchers the other day and saw an advert for Best Liver. :11: :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
salclalin 240 Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 Gary Glitters wife has left him.She said that he was a Paedophile,His reply was f**k me that's a big word for a 9yr old. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chilli Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 :11: :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest whippet Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 What's yellow and runs off a 13 Amp socket? George Best. :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
spade 224 Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 Ikea have started a new bed range for lesbians. NO screwing, just tongue and groove. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bullseye 2 Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 Ikea have started a new bed range for lesbians. NO screwing, just tongue and groove. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> shit hot !!!!!! all of them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pat blewitt 41 Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 David Blunkett walks into his office, "[bANNED TEXT] you doing here David, youv'e been sacked" sez his secretary "I know that" sez David "will someone tell this fecking dog" :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Garypco 2 Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 David Blunkett walks into his office,"[bANNED TEXT] you doing here David, youv'e been sacked" sez his secretary "I know that" sez David "will someone tell this fecking dog" :11: <{POST_SNAPBACK}> David blunket got a cheese grater as a present at his leaving do,he said it was the most violent book he's ever read :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
swamper 11 Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 lmfao brill Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest 5Dogs Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 It's reported that on wedding night of Prince Charles and Camilla the following took place: As Camilla was making last-minute preparations to walk down the aisle, she found that her shoes were missing. She was forced to borrow her sister's, which were a bit on the small side. When the day's festivities were finally over, Charles and Camilla retired to their room, right next door to the Queen's and Prince Phillip's. As soon as Charles and Camilla were inside their room, Camilla flopped on the bed and said, "Darling, please get these shoes off. My feet are killing me." The ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked the right shoe with vigour, but it was stuck fast. "Harder!" Camilla yelled. "Harder!" "I'm trying, darling!" The Prince yelled back. "It's just so bloody tight!" "Come on! Give it all you've got!" There was a big groan from the Prince, and then Camilla exclaimed, "There! That's it! Oh that feels good! Oh that feels SO good!" In the bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said, "See? I told you, with a face like that she was still a virgin." Back in the bridal suite, Charles was trying to pry off the left shoe. "Oh, my God, darling! This one's even tighter!" exclaimed the heir to the throne. At which Prince Phillip turned to the Queen and said, "That's my boy - Once a Navy man, always a Navy man!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest diesel Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 :11: It's reported that on wedding night of Prince Charles and Camilla the following took place: As Camilla was making last-minute preparations to walk down the aisle, she found that her shoes were missing. She was forced to borrow her sister's, which were a bit on the small side. When the day's festivities were finally over, Charles and Camilla retired to their room, right next door to the Queen's and Prince Phillip's. As soon as Charles and Camilla were inside their room, Camilla flopped on the bed and said, "Darling, please get these shoes off. My feet are killing me." The ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked the right shoe with vigour, but it was stuck fast. "Harder!" Camilla yelled. "Harder!" "I'm trying, darling!" The Prince yelled back. "It's just so bloody tight!" "Come on! Give it all you've got!" There was a big groan from the Prince, and then Camilla exclaimed, "There! That's it! Oh that feels good! Oh that feels SO good!" In the bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said, "See? I told you, with a face like that she was still a virgin." Back in the bridal suite, Charles was trying to pry off the left shoe. "Oh, my God, darling! This one's even tighter!" exclaimed the heir to the throne. At which Prince Phillip turned to the Queen and said, "That's my boy - Once a Navy man, always a Navy man!" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> piss funny!!!! :11: :11: :11: :11: :11: :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
salclalin 240 Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Gary Glitter said if he is executed he wants to be cremated and is ashes put in an etch a sketch so he can still have fun with kids. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest HAWKEYE Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 > >> A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when >> he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads: >> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS >> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION >> 10 MILES >> >> He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives >> on >> without a second thought....Soon he sees another sign which >> reads: >> >> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS >> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION >> 5 MILES >> >> Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real >> and drives past a third sign saying: >> >> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS >> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION >> NEXT RIGHT >> >> His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the >> drive. >> On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with >> a >> small sign next to the door reading: >> >> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS >> >> He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is >> answered >> by a nun in a long black! habit who asks, "What may we do >> for you my >> son?" >> He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and wa s >> interested in possibly doing business...." >> >> "Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through >> many >> winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun >> stops at a >> closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door." >> >> He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin >> cup >> answers the door... This nun instructs, "Please place $100 >> in the cup >> then go through the large wooden door at the end of the >> hallway." >> >> He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and >> slips through >> the door pulling it shut behind him. >> The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking >> lot facing >> another >> sign: >> >> GO IN PEACE. >> YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF >> >> ST. FRANCIS. >> SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER >> Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cragman 2,780 Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 What's two foot tall and stands at the bottom of a childs bed? Gary Glitters boots. What's the difference between Gary Glitter and a Greyhound? The Greyhound always waits until it can see the hair (sic). A name for a slovakian prostitute? Slobitdownyachin yabitch! :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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