Joke

[Irish Lurcher 1,013]

This paki guy was riding around the village on his new donkey. As this was the first donkey in the town peolpe came from all corners to have butchers at this donkey.

 

Anyway one young lad asked what sex was the donkey?

 

The proud owners says it a female, how can you tell asked another man, well said the owner when I was riding the donkey through the other village all the people were saying, look at the smelly c**t on that donkey.

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Tarzan had lived for many years on his own in the jungle, the only sexual relieve he got was from sticking his nod into a bush and banging away.

 

When Jane arrived in the jungle the poor fella was dumfounded, never been with a real woman he was so was confused.

 

Not to worry say Jane I will talk you through the whole act. Jane lays down on the jungle floor and spreads her legs wild apart for Tarzan, poor Tarzan is left looking , when all off a sudden he gives Jane a swift kick right between her legs, poor jane is rolling around in bits, why the f**k did you kick me she asked Tarzan?,

 

 

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Tarzan always check for bees first before he goes near bush.

[Guest bullterrier]

[gilly-93 31]

lol nice one mate

[tory 0]

This paki guy was riding around the village on his new donkey. As this was the first donkey in the town peolpe came from all corners to have butchers at this donkey.

 

Anyway one young lad asked what sex was the donkey?

 

The proud owners says it a female, how can you tell asked another man, well said the owner when I was riding the donkey through the other village all the people were saying, look at the smelly c**t on that donkey.

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whats the difference between a cricket ball and a paki"s minge

 

 

 

 

 

 

if you tried really,really,really hard you could eat a cricket ball

[AIRGUNNER 1]

[Elmerfudd 5]

What's the difference between a Kipper and a Paki?

 

One has red eyes, brown oily skin and smells. The other's a fish.

[tory 0]

little johnny walks into his parents bedroom and sees his dad giving his mum one,

his dad just laughs, throws a pillow at him and shouts "get out"

a little while later johnny"s dad hears a commotion coming from johnny"s room,

he rushes in and is horrified to see johnny shagging his gran

johnny just looks at him and says

"not so f*****g funny when its your mum is it"

[rogue 9]

skinny white man goes into a lift and looks up at this fecking black man who says "before you ask, 7 foot tall, 350lbs, 20" dick and my balls weigh 3lb each, turner browns the name" at which point the white man faints, when he comes too he asks the black man to say that again. black man repeats his stats and says my names "turner brown" thank feck for that, i thought u said TURN AROUND!"

[tory 0]

very good elma and rogue

 

 

two old chaps have been for a few beers and a game of bowls at there local.

driving home they knock a black boy off his bike!

in a panic they put the boy and his bike in the boot of the car with the bowling balls.

then they are pulled over,

the police then looks in the boot and a shocked pc gets on his radio

"sarge ive found a niggers nest! one has hatched and its already nicked a bike"

[rogue 9]

chinese man skimmin stones on a lake everytime it skims it makes a sound "ching, chang, chong" or "ping, pang, pong." a black guy walks up and asks "what you doin?" chinese man says "everytime i skim a stone it sing out the names of my ancestors."black guy has a go and it goes "chim, pan, zee"

[tory 0]

one more before the football

 

 

on safari the group notice a lion licking another lions bum,

one of the group asks "are they cleaning each other!"

"no" replies the guide "that ones just eaten a paki and he"s trying to get the taste out of his mouth :sick: :sick: