Tis TM 8 Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 Apples and Wine Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right person to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad al 146 Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 I'll drink to that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Coney 3 Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 I like that one a lot, especially the last paragraph. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 Perfect!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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blackfell 16 Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 sounds like you girls need a damn good spanking Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 sounds like you girls need a damn good spanking You do you mean Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackfell 16 Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 sounds like you girls need a damn good spanking You do you mean do you mean audrey ?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tis TM 8 Posted February 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 sounds like you girls need a damn good spanking we're all good really Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SNAP SHOT 194 Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 very good, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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