speedlamper 0 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 What!!! giving birth to you was not enough, oh you need taking in hand i just paid for her wallpaper Now our little boy came up to his mom In the kitchen this evenin' while she was fixin' supper And he handed her a piece of paper he'd been writin' on And after wipin' her hands on her apron She read it, and this is what it said. For mowin' the lawn, five dollars For makin' my own bed this week, one dollar And for goin' to the store, fifty cents An' playin' with little brother while you went shoppin', twenty-five cents. Takin' out the trash, one dollar Gettin' a good report card, five dollars And for rakin' the yard, two dollars Total owed, fourteen seventy-five. Well, as mom looked at him standin' there expectantly And I could see the mem'ries flashing through her mind And so she picked up the pen, and turnin' the paper over This is what she wrote. For the nine months I carried you growin' inside me, no charge For the nights I've sat up with you Doctored you, and prayed for you, no charge For the time and the tears That you've cost through the years, there's no charge And when you add it all up The full cost of my love is no charge. For the nights filled with dread And all the worries ahead, no charge For advice and the knowledge And the cost of your college, no charge For the toys, food and clothes and even for wipin' your nose There's no charge, son And when you add it all up The full cost of my love is, no charge. Well, when he finished readin' He had great big old tears in his eyes And he looked up at her standing there and said Mama, I sure do love you Then he took the pen, And in great big letters He wrote PAID IN FULL. Lord knows when you add it all up The cost of real love is, no charge... SHE IS YOUR MAMMY couldnt be arsed reading all that, she only had me so i could decorate her house 28 years later Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Missie 1 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 your right missie stick with the honest ones love honey babe I go back to my previous comment. Its why i'm still single, there aren't any honest ones! Did Tmobile not even put any hearts on your phone bill speedlamper? Shame on them! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedlamper 0 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 (edited) your right missie stick with the honest ones love honey babe I go back to my previous comment. Its why i'm still single, there aren't any honest ones! Did Tmobile not even put any hearts on your phone bill speedlamper? Shame on them! did they bolloxs sweetie, not even hand written im honest, thats the problem half the time, to honest Edited February 14, 2008 by speedlamper Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 your right missie stick with the honest ones love honey babe I go back to my previous comment. Its why i'm still single, there aren't any honest ones! Did Tmobile not even put any hearts on your phone bill speedlamper? Shame on them! did they bolloxs sweetie, not even hand written im honest, thats the problem half the time, to honest Your a misery tonight , cheer up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedlamper 0 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 your right missie stick with the honest ones love honey babe I go back to my previous comment. Its why i'm still single, there aren't any honest ones! Did Tmobile not even put any hearts on your phone bill speedlamper? Shame on them! did they bolloxs sweetie, not even hand written im honest, thats the problem half the time, to honest Your a misery tonight , cheer up im happy now both you and missie are here Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 your right missie stick with the honest ones love honey babe I go back to my previous comment. Its why i'm still single, there aren't any honest ones! Did Tmobile not even put any hearts on your phone bill speedlamper? Shame on them! did they bolloxs sweetie, not even hand written im honest, thats the problem half the time, to honest Your a misery tonight , cheer up im happy now both you and missie are here Oh your welcome Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Missie 1 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 im happy now both you and missie are here I aim to please lovie! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedlamper 0 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 your right missie stick with the honest ones love honey babe I go back to my previous comment. Its why i'm still single, there aren't any honest ones! Did Tmobile not even put any hearts on your phone bill speedlamper? Shame on them! did they bolloxs sweetie, not even hand written im honest, thats the problem half the time, to honest Your a misery tonight , cheer up im happy now both you and missie are here Oh your welcome welcome anytime? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Missie 1 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Ooh I feel all left out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedlamper 0 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Ooh I feel all left out. nah i got enough love to share Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Ooh I feel all left out. I am wondering what the punchline is , this is most unusual for speedlamper , only last week he reminded me i was old enough to be his mother Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedlamper 0 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Ooh I feel all left out. I am wondering what the punchline is , this is most unusual for speedlamper , only last week he reminded me i was old enough to be his mother well last night you couldnt remember you told your a spitter so how did you remember that? does the alzeimers come and go ? was going to say i was drunk but i dont drink Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Missie 1 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Thats nice eh Kay?! Men! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stork 1 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Guess what i got Absoulutley fek all luckey old me not beaing nagged by women Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedlamper 0 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Thats nice eh Kay?! Men! shhhh you, im working on getting us a threesome here Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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