speedlamper 0 Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 What am I This useful tool, commonly found in the range of eight inches long, the functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes is usually hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other. When used it is inserted, almost always willingly, somtimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again many times in succession, often quickly, and accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening in will most surely recognise the rhythmic pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements. When finally drawn out, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening, and some from its long glistening shaft. After everything is done, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less. What am I? answer will be posted tommorow Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 What am IThis useful tool, commonly found in the range of eight inches long, the functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes is usually hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other. When used it is inserted, almost always willingly, somtimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again many times in succession, often quickly, and accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening in will most surely recognise the rhythmic pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements. When finally drawn out, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening, and some from its long glistening shaft. After everything is done, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less. What am I? answer will be posted tommorow electric tooth brush Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedlamper 0 Posted February 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 What am IThis useful tool, commonly found in the range of eight inches long, the functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes is usually hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other. When used it is inserted, almost always willingly, somtimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again many times in succession, often quickly, and accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening in will most surely recognise the rhythmic pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements. When finally drawn out, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening, and some from its long glistening shaft. After everything is done, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less. What am I? answer will be posted tommorow electric tooth brush :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 your sacked , to easy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedlamper 0 Posted February 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 your sacked , to easy and i was going to say your not just a pretty face but you can forget it now :tongue2: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest craftycarper Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 there was me thinking it was a double ended dildo :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 there was me thinking it was a double ended dildo :sick: thats just your dirty mind Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rolfe 2 Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Well i thought it was a dick. Rolfe. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Well i thought it was a dick. Rolfe. No its an electric toothbrush Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rolfe 2 Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Well i thought it was a dick. Rolfe. No its an electric toothbrush Ummmmmmmmmm. very close.. Rolfey. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Well i thought it was a dick. Rolfe. No its an electric toothbrush Ummmmmmmmmm. very close.. Rolfey. If you say so Rolfe Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest craftycarper Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 there was me thinking it was a double ended dildo :sick: thats just your dirty mind yeah kay but you liked the thought of mine better..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 there was me thinking it was a double ended dildo :sick: thats just your dirty mind yeah kay but you liked the thought of mine better..... Its your mind for sure, the first thing when reading the description that sprang to my mind was a toothbrush Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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