Toupee or Wig?

[low plains drifter 10,890]

2 hours ago, downsouth said:

Been shaving mine since I was early 20s.Even do my bo**ocks now to match

Do you cake your clems in cocoa butter after having a scrape?

[downsouth 7,810]

7 minutes ago, low plains drifter said:

Do you cake your clems in cocoa butter after having a scrape?

Of course.It helps to prevent chaffing or dry skin

[iworkwhippets 12,904]

11 minutes ago, downsouth said:

Of course.It helps to prevent chaffing or dry skin

Eh, well I really wanted to know that,  , a plate of chicken dippers going  spare here 

[Pardus 418]

Booked in with a top clinic, can't wait to see the results.

 

[mackem 28,649]

9 minutes ago, Pardus said:

Booked in with a top clinic, can't wait to see the results.

 

Seen this bloke last year in Istanbul,had a tea with him and got chatting,his brother had a hair transplant with decent results.

[downsouth 7,810]

My pal went out to somewhere in Eastern Europe 3 or 4 years ago for a hair transplant.He was still in his 20s then and had a real complex about loosing his hair.Best bit is the c**ts f**king ginger.I told him if I had a nut like yours I'd be f**king praying for the lot to fall out

[Pardus 418]

4 minutes ago, downsouth said:

My pal went out to somewhere in Eastern Europe 3 or 4 years ago for a hair transplant.He was still in his 20s then and had a real complex about loosing his hair.Best bit is the c**ts f**king ginger.I told him if I had a nut like yours I'd be f**king praying for the lot to fall out

Our lasses cousins husband has just had a toupee fitted, hence the thread. I was pissing myself when he arrived at his brother-in-law's house cos our lasses mother was grabbing his wig and yanking on it, he's only in his early 30's.  What makes It funny about people who wear wigs is how uncomfortable they are about it all. I'm as bald as a badger, wouldn't dream of a wig FFS. Lol

[mel b 3,097]

Why the f**k would any normal bloke be insecure enough to want a hair transplant ?. It's just the male equivalent of a boob job or lip fillers .

Nobody takes any notice of a bald bloke , but every f****r will stare at someone with a hair transplant ,because they look f***ing ridiculous. 

[mackem 28,649]

 

[Bangersanmash 4,044]

1 hour ago, mackem said:

Seen this bloke last year in Istanbul,had a tea with him and got chatting,his brother had a hair transplant with decent results.

f**k that lol. 

[Bangersanmash 4,044]

32 minutes ago, downsouth said:

My pal went out to somewhere in Eastern Europe 3 or 4 years ago for a hair transplant.He was still in his 20s then and had a real complex about loosing his hair.Best bit is the c**ts f**king ginger.I told him if I had a nut like yours I'd be f**king praying for the lot to fall out

My neighbour over road said when her son was born and he came out ginger she cried. A tried to keep a straight face but started laughing. She said a know. She's ginger. An said she knew the stick she took at school for being ginger. A still couldn't stop laughing. 

[chartpolski 25,730]

1 hour ago, mackem said:

Seen this bloke last year in Istanbul,had a tea with him and got chatting,his brother had a hair transplant with decent results.

Looks like a bad case of alopecia and ring worm !

Cheers.

[Bangersanmash 4,044]

37 minutes ago, downsouth said:

My pal went out to somewhere in Eastern Europe 3 or 4 years ago for a hair transplant.He was still in his 20s then and had a real complex about loosing his hair.Best bit is the c**ts f**king ginger.I told him if I had a nut like yours I'd be f**king praying for the lot to fall out

 

[mackem 28,649]

6 minutes ago, chartpolski said:

Looks like a bad case of alopecia and ring worm !

Cheers.

He is a Saudi copper,lol.

[chartpolski 25,730]

1 minute ago, mackem said:

He is a Saudi copper,lol.

Used to see kids like that back in the 50’s and 60’s. You could always tell, as they’d wear a balaclava in the summer !

Cheers.