iworkwhippets 12,890 Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Hello chaps n chaplets, now then, this.knock came on my door earlier this evening, fancy a shandy Keith cool down, not tonight Paul I says, I don'tl get my pension till tomorrow, no he says, the drink is on me ang on, I'll get mi coat says I eh, a propper gent . Hello, I'm not daft Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 9,046 Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 7 hours ago, iworkwhippets said: Hello chaps n chaplets, now then, this.knock came on my door earlier this evening, fancy a shandy Keith cool down, not tonight Paul I says, I don'tl get my pension till tomorrow, no he says, the drink is on me ang on, I'll get mi coat says I eh, a propper gent . Hello, I'm not daft Just go easy on the shandies. No challenging passers by to a square go, no flashing at unsuspecting cats and no frying pan midnight munchies. Definitely no serenading the bird from the garden centre. Her husband is a light sleeper. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,297 Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 If you need toilet then make sure you use males this time not women’s. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gunter 434 Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 Bring viagra on the off chance you pull an auld bird Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,890 Posted April 5 Author Report Share Posted April 5 18 minutes ago, gunter said: Bring viagra on the off chance you pull an auld bird Bring, eh bring, that was last night cunter, I'm surrounded by reared on a shivering tit retards 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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