pesky1972 5,554 Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 ..where have they gone. I’m sitting in shopping centre in Liverpool watching the world go by whilst my missus spends the kid’s inheritance. Liverpool must be the lip-filler capital of the world! Everyone, including teenage girls sporting a perma-pout. And anyone over maybe 30 has a shiny as fcuk boat with no actual lines/features that give a face its character and individuality. I always liked a natural look on a girl and even a kind of ‘quirky’ look (think young Helena Bonham Carter), none of the bottle blonde and too much slap. This place is like being in the twilight zone. How the feck did we get here? 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pardus 744 Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 5 minutes ago, pesky1972 said: ..where have they gone. I’m sitting in shopping centre in Liverpool watching the world go by whilst my missus spends the kid’s inheritance. Liverpool must be the lip-filler capital of the world! Everyone, including teenage girls sporting a perma-pout. And anyone over maybe 30 has a shiny as fcuk boat with no actual lines/features that give a face its character and individuality. I always liked a natural look on a girl and even a kind of ‘quirky’ look (think young Helena Bonham Carter), none of the bottle blonde and too much slap. This place is like being in the twilight zone. How the feck did we get here? Helena Bonham Carter? I think it's your eyes that are playing up mate and not the quality of women. Lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 9,047 Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 (edited) The only posh totty I ever fancied was Virginia McKenna. She starred in Born Free. Agreed botox lips are a f****n abomination. I've never seen a woman yet whose look was made better by a massive pout. How about leg tattoos on men? As soon as there's a break in the weather, the shorts will be donned and you'll see the tattooed leg parade . Keep em covered lads. You look daft. And they are probably shit. Most look like they were etched by a retarded chimp. Edited March 29 by jukel123 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,984 Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 Beautiful girls, they are all.here pal, it's cracking the flags here in Essex, so I'm sat outside, knotted handky ankle socks, n shorts, eh, there's not one of em.passes me.by i wouldn't tip my credit card up to , now piss off I'm.watching crystal.palace thrash Fulham Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 27,631 Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 53 minutes ago, Pardus said: Helena Bonham Carter? I think it's your eyes that are playing up mate and not the quality of women. Lol She's got a pretty face and a nice figure..... Vicky Pollard more up your street...lol 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 7,519 Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 59 minutes ago, pesky1972 said: ..where have they gone. I’m sitting in shopping centre in Liverpool watching the world go by whilst my missus spends the kid’s inheritance. Liverpool must be the lip-filler capital of the world! Everyone, including teenage girls sporting a perma-pout. And anyone over maybe 30 has a shiny as fcuk boat with no actual lines/features that give a face its character and individuality. I always liked a natural look on a girl and even a kind of ‘quirky’ look (think young Helena Bonham Carter), none of the bottle blonde and too much slap. This place is like being in the twilight zone. How the feck did we get here? Bonham carter ! I'd use her shit for toothpaste ,that bitch is quality, I like a brain aswell as well as a rack ,closet homos that like to control a woman ,probably find a strong intelligent woman to much of a threat 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pardus 744 Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 4 minutes ago, TOMO said: She's got a pretty face and a nice figure..... Vicky Pollard more up your street...lol I think eye tests are free at your age mate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 27,631 Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 Just now, Pardus said: I think eye tests are free at your age mate. 20 ..20 mate.....its the meat and eggs... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pardus 744 Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 1 minute ago, TOMO said: 20 ..20 mate.....its the meat and eggs... I've read eating too much makes you delirious as well..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 27,631 Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 1 minute ago, Pardus said: I've read eating too much makes you delirious as well..... That's only if it's sugar mate...that's the convulsions from pre-diabetic seizure Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 27,631 Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 Seriously greb I know she's a bit old for you...but you not see anything attractive about her? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pardus 744 Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 Just now, TOMO said: Seriously greb I know she's a bit old for you...but you not see anything attractive about her? No, she looks an inbred Royal. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pardus 744 Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 An ugly one as well. Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 7,519 Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 To worried about 2 pints of semi skimmed going missing ,some people are very shallow,one dimensional, thick we use to call it , on the spectrum is today's take on it 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 27,631 Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 1 minute ago, waltjnr said: To worried about 2 pints of semi skimmed going missing ,some people are very shallow,one dimensional, thick we use to call it , on the spectrum is today's take on it Got be expected mate from a vegan...he can't help it it's the soya Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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