WataWalloper 2,201 Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Just now, mushroom said: It’s a big world You should see me dressed up like little Bo Peep, quite fetching if I do say so myself Ffs now Ill always have it in me head little bo beeps a dwarf Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 48,559 Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 (edited) 17 hours ago, Daniel cain said: I'm finding,that even after working hard ,with some money behind you,you just can't f**k off somewhere and craic on...there's too many rules,and folks dictating how you live your life...had planned to live on a barge full-time..but even then , your still tied to loads of f***ing rules and restrictions ...so that plan is on the back burner until all the kids have left... currently looking at moving to a bigger house with some land around mid Wales/Brecon way....also looking for an 80's hot hatch to rip around on weekends and put a smile on my face until my retirement... Having been away from it for 10 years, I just don’t know how British people function under such dystopian, heavy handed regulation about almost every aspect of daily life mate….i really don’t. Surveillance, no right to privacy about anything from a bank account to voting, can’t take a grand out the bank without a million f***ing questions, god forbid you get a pull from a cozzer with a couple of grand in readies in your pocket. Rules for this, rules for that, parking rules, rubbish bin rules, local tip rules, what year car you can drive rules, got to link your business accounts to the tax man via an app, got to pay into a workplace pension, got to dress up like a satsuma to paint a garden gate…..got to do this, got to do that. You see newly arrived British people here and it’s like the poor c**ts have Stockholm syndrome…..they can’t get their head round how to function without any of that. Simple case in point, there was a wake in town the other day before removal, hundreds always turn up and so it was busy. Funeral parlour is by the cattle mart and it was mart day so all the trailers and farmers are parked in the mart….but because it’s busy and the mart has plenty of space mourners were just parking in there too (you just park where you want here, go and do what you have to do and just f**k off again…nobody bats an eyelid)…..so I see this U.K. reg car driving up and down and he eventually pluck up enough courage to follow everyone else into the mart, he asked me “Will I be alright parking here…don’t know how long I will be?” Poor c**t looked genuinely worried…. I says to him “Mate, you’ll be fine, nobody will bother you here” ”Really?” He says “Yea, really, we don’t get up to all that old bollocks here” The bloke looked genuinely spaced out about the fact someone wasn’t going to hassle him about parking his car and issue him with some fixed penalty ticket !!…..poor b*****d, they all look like that for the first few months……some can’t leave it behind, it genuinely rattles them not having a million rules and pointy nosed officials abusing them ! They normally go back to the U.K. ! It’s mental to witness mate. Edited March 21 by WILF 5 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 28,998 Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 17 hours ago, Daniel cain said: I'm finding,that even after working hard ,with some money behind you,you just can't f**k off somewhere and craic on...there's too many rules,and folks dictating how you live your life...had planned to live on a barge full-time..but even then , your still tied to loads of f***ing rules and restrictions ...so that plan is on the back burner until all the kids have left... currently looking at moving to a bigger house with some land around mid Wales/Brecon way....also looking for an 80's hot hatch to rip around on weekends and put a smile on my face until my retirement... Canada would be a good place for you Dan,get a few hundred acres in Northern ontario for £30k,do your own thing. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 30,370 Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 28 minutes ago, WILF said: Having been away from it for 10 years, I just don’t know how British people function under such dystopian, heavy handed regulation about almost every aspect of daily life mate….i really don’t. Surveillance, no right to privacy about anything from a bank account to voting, can’t take a grand out the bank without a million f***ing questions, god forbid you get a pull from a cozzer with a couple of grand in readies in your pocket. Rules for this, rules for that, parking rules, rubbish bin rules, local tip rules, what year car you can drive rules, got to link your business accounts to the tax man via an app, got to pay into a workplace pension, got to dress up like a satsuma to paint a garden gate…..got to do this, got to do that. You see newly arrived British people here and it’s like the poor c**ts have Stockholm syndrome…..they can’t get their head round how to function without any of that. Simple case in point, there was a way in town the other day before removal, hundreds always turn up and so it was busy. Funeral parlour is by the cattle mart and it was mart day so all the trailers and farmers are parked in the mart….but because it’s busy and the mart has plenty of space mourners were just parking in there too (you just park where you want here, go and do what you have to do and just f**k off again…nobody bats an eyelid)…..so I see this U.K. reg car driving up and down and he eventually pluck up enough courage to follow everyone else into the mart, he asked me “Will I be alright parking here…don’t know how long I will be?” Poor c**t looked genuinely worried…. I says to him “Mate, you’ll be fine, nobody will bother you here” ”Really?” He says “Yea, really, we don’t get up to all that old bollocks here” The bloke looked genuinely spaced out about the fact someone wasn’t going to hassle him about parking his car and issue him with some fixed penalty ticket !!…..poor b*****d, they all look like that for the first few months……some can’t leave it behind, it genuinely rattles them not having a million rules and pointy nosed officials abusing them ! They normally go back to the U.K. ! It’s mental to witness mate. Mate I live my life walking the line of right and wrong I stop at the side of the road when a tree comes down and chop it up sometimes I will cone the road off if necessary we’ll i was having a conversation with a very highly strung little chap by me and he was moaning about the cost of wood for his fire so I says why don’t you pick up windfall like me, he then started asking me about the legality’s of it to which I obviously replied I don’t know and don’t care I,m clearing up and keeping warm he came to the conclusion he would stop and pick up some wood when he’s in his van because by the time any witnesses had phoned the police and they responded he should be well on his way, I mean what the f**k has it come to a grown man in his own country is scared to keep his self warm 4 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 48,559 Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 7 minutes ago, Greyman said: Mate I live my life walking the line of right and wrong I stop at the side of the road when a tree comes down and chop it up sometimes I will cone the road off if necessary we’ll i was having a conversation with a very highly strung little chap by me and he was moaning about the cost of wood for his fire so I says why don’t you pick up windfall like me, he then started asking me about the legality’s of it to which I obviously replied I don’t know and don’t care I,m clearing up and keeping warm he came to the conclusion he would stop and pick up some wood when he’s in his van because by the time any witnesses had phoned the police and they responded he should be well on his way, I mean what the f**k has it come to a grown man in his own country is scared to keep his self warm Bang on the money mate. It’s f***ing suffocating is what it is……that’s how I felt anyway. Thats why, sitting on that train back from Paris I just said “f**k this !”……4 months, and I was gone ! lol 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 27,665 Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 41 minutes ago, mackem said: Canada would be a good place for you Dan,get a few hundred acres in Northern ontario for £30k,do your own thing. Do you still like it mac out there....by all accounts you've just replaced one c**t in power with another just as bad....not that they could be much worse than what we got Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mC HULL 14,675 Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 3 minutes ago, TOMO said: Do you still like it mac out there....by all accounts you've just replaced one c**t in power with another just as bad....not that they could be much worse than what we got them commies out there are worse than ours mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pardus 800 Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 Just now, mC HULL said: them commies out there are worse than ours mate Difference is you can move places out in the sticks and hide away from all the political bollocks. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mC HULL 14,675 Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 2 minutes ago, Pardus said: Difference is you can move places out in the sticks and hide away from all the political bollocks. it’s a sad state to be in when you have to go and hard to be left to things you want to do ffs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 28,998 Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 5 minutes ago, Pardus said: Difference is you can move places out in the sticks and hide away from all the political bollocks. Politics doesn’t affect me,you can get into the back of beyond very quickly in Canada. 12 minutes ago, TOMO said: Do you still like it mac out there....by all accounts you've just replaced one c**t in power with another just as bad....not that they could be much worse than what we got Canada is f***ing awesome mate,I have one foot in each camp UK and Canada,plus we will probably end our days in Thailand. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pardus 800 Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 Just now, mC HULL said: it’s a sad state to be in when you have to go and hard to be left to things you want to do ffs Best place for you is South America, Chile. Have you seen the hare coursing vids, they are mad for it over there. I imagine their laws on hunting will very relaxed compared to the West. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 48,559 Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 4 minutes ago, TOMO said: Do you still like it mac out there....by all accounts you've just replaced one c**t in power with another just as bad....not that they could be much worse than what we got Canada, Australia…..that’s a big move…..my pal did it 15 years ago and I know just the shear distance caused him no end of mental stress when it came to all the people you inevitably leave behind. I think that takes some kind of mental toughness to make a move like that and I take my hat off to people who do it because I know from my pal, it ain’t easy. But, he knows his kids have a way better life and so he is never coming back…..ever ! He gives out about the Canadian government and all the liberal, globalist, woke shite….but he know they can’t hold a candle to our own set of traitors in Westminster, not even close. Anywhere in Europe is a piece of piss for a move, you can be “home” in 2 hours and it costs f**k all…..and even Europe ain’t as bad as Britain, when it comes to being the worst of all worlds Britain is the master ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mC HULL 14,675 Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 Just now, Pardus said: Best place for you is South America, Chile. Have you seen the hare coursing vids, they are mad for it over there. I imagine their laws on hunting will very relaxed compared to the West. seen bits mate even using saluki crosses now lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pardus 800 Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 Just now, mC HULL said: seen bits mate even using saluki crosses now lol You could set them all right, you'd be God over there. And when you fancy some good eating instead of hare, you can slip the dogs on the giant chicken, the Rhea. Have you seen them, they are rapid as hell. Lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 48,559 Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 1 minute ago, Pardus said: the Rhea. Have you seen them, they are rapid as hell. Lol Last one I seen was driving home for Christmas !……I’ll get me coat ! 1 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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