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heard one recently from a guy near me , rang me telling me he went out early morning , coursed 2 rabbits in 1st field , 3 hares in the second field , and then seen 4 deer in the next ,

dont think he realised the numbers were just adding up by 1 lol .. but you can never take this lad seriously anyway :)

 

who was that then??

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People with a Bull X thats got a face full of scars a Massive 4" Wide Collar and a thick chain for a lead.

These people will always come out with the line, "Owt this dog hits is dead on impact" !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

How did it get a face full of scars then i wonder,??????

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People with a Bull X thats got a face full of scars a Massive 4" Wide Collar and a thick chain for a lead.

These people will always come out with the line, "Owt this dog hits is dead on impact" !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

How did it get a face full of scars then i wonder,??????

:clapper::clapper::clapper: well said :clapper::clapper:

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Well, we were shooting one day when a huge cock pheasant got up. Shot it dead and it plummeted to the ground, landing on a hare and killed it. I walked over picked the hare up and found half a pound of button mushrooms under it!

 

 

That was an old one i used to get told when i was a young un... :clapper:

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People with a Bull X thats got a face full of scars a Massive 4" Wide Collar and a thick chain for a lead.

These people will always come out with the line, "Owt this dog hits is dead on impact" !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

How did it get a face full of scars then i wonder,??????

 

Unless the 4x4 they are lamping from hits it first :laugh:

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i was throwing a stick for my dog and it landed on a roes head knocking it clean out ......so i threw it over my shoulder and set off back to the motor when ..BANG a hare jumped out off its seat ....so i slipped the russel and after about a 15 min course it nailed .....it had ran the hare for so long the hare just dropped with a collased lung ...... i got my weighing scales out of my rucsack and the hare weighed in at 22lb .....one off the best days ive had ....up to now.. :thumbs: and i still havent got back to the motor yet :angel: ........to be continued ... :D

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A know all pr*ck that moved a few doors up from me said i was wasting my time with lurchers and should get a fox cross jack russell. "Cunning as a fox with a bit of fire from the russell see boy" i didnt bother to argue just went back in the house and pissed myself laughing

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