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Heard one recently "old man went out for a walk with his only terrier anyway long story short terrier went to ground on a fox started baying he had no locator on him so went home got his ferret yes his ferret and locator and entered the ferret into the set dug down to the ferret and dog and the ferret was unharmed " I thought this story was the biggest load a bullshit iv ever heard ever
heard one!! chap out lamping out by some cliffs slipped the dog on a rabbit went of the side so packed in for the night when he got home the dog was out side the front door with the rabbit in his mouth :toast: keep m comeing
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went out for a walk with rew and bumped into big frank and his brother. then a old bloke came up to us with the dog i dont know what it was it was a very unfit mungrul no running dog in there, anyways he went on to tell us how his dog catches hares regularly when walk walking the fields and how the other week he gave his dog a bolloxing for not chasing a hare but then to his suprise his dog went and caught one the next day.

 

i also had someone tell me all hancock dogs are shite lol :clapper:

 

 

w.h

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a lad told me that his mates lurcher went down a hole - pulled a big dog fox out killed that, then his 18 month old terrier went in and pulled 5 foxes out and killed them all :wallbash: the same lad regularly goes to the same field and catches 3 daytime hares,( never seen a hare in my life there) oh and its hock is f****d while doing so :boogie: and ive got one of these dogs in my kennels so NER NER NA NER NER :laugh:

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Recently I read one in The Country mans weekly..

 

 

this guy had written a ferreting article and quoted that "if is stuk his ear into the opening of the hole, he could pin-point exactly where the ferret was if laid up.......and dig down to without the use of a collar or line.....

 

 

What complete and utter shite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hell where can i start really..

heard that all people on hear are actually hunters and all catch exactly what they say they do.

that there is no antis on hear

plummer terriers are good

hancock dogs make good foxing dogs

most members are over 25!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my lurcher ect catches red stags single handed..

he didnt jack was just waiting for it to turn on its side so could hit it better..

its not normally like that..

didnt do that last time..

he dousnt rabbit honest..

he seen loads last year(shows em pictures in books then sees even more)

ive been feeding him loads just cant get any weight on it...

 

its 100% garunteed...

no quiet as hell in a kennel...

somat wrong wi these cartridges!!

football is good..

conservatives will overturn the ban..

im a virgin..

honest it was great...

thats the biggest ive seen..

it hurts..

im not normally like this on a first date..

im on the pill

yes i did come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i had a bath last night

 

will think some more

 

class :clapper::clapper::toast:

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hell where can i start really..

heard that all people on hear are actually hunters and all catch exactly what they say they do.

that there is no antis on hear

plummer terriers are good

hancock dogs make good foxing dogs

most members are over 25!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my lurcher ect catches red stags single handed..

he didnt jack was just waiting for it to turn on its side so could hit it better..

its not normally like that..

didnt do that last time..

he dousnt rabbit honest..

he seen loads last year(shows em pictures in books then sees even more)

ive been feeding him loads just cant get any weight on it...

 

its 100% garunteed...

no quiet as hell in a kennel...

somat wrong wi these cartridges!!

football is good..

conservatives will overturn the ban..

im a virgin..

honest it was great...

thats the biggest ive seen..

it hurts..

im not normally like this on a first date..

im on the pill

yes i did come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i had a bath last night

 

will think some more :icon_eek:

mad b*****d :clapper::clapper:
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why not listen to ditch_shitter

 

 

:rolleyes: Standard response to that, mate; Now - for All the readers - please do Live Link to, Quote or just plain come up with Any Post of mine which ye consider to be " Bullshit ". Thankyou.

 

 

Go on; Be the First not to just slink off in silence. Substanciate yeself 8)

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