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Parish councillor accused of trying to blow up cat with remote-controlled explosive device.


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I've a cat that lurks around my bird table. It belongs to a girl with special needs so I just have to put up with it. The dog has a feud going on with it. But the cat  perches itself on a purr _fect safe place, just beyond the dogs reach ...and teases the life out of it.

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I know a few folk who are being terrorised by local cats hahaha I can laugh cos they don’t bother me too much and don’t actually cos me any grief. But know a young mother who keeps catching cats in her kids room sleeping, know another old lad who breeds canaries an the local cats are giving him a serious headache an I know a few lads who have kennels an the local cats are always making dogs bark. One lad has got a few terriers in yard, an a big white cat comes in yard an sits feet away from the bars an licks it’s balls an lays about loving life haha his dog go mad obviously, then the cats owner moans about noise haha he filmed it sn showed her an she sort a scoffed at him, she lucky he a very nice guy and wouldn’t dream of hurting somebody’s pet, cos I’d send it home flying with a size 9 boot up its hole haha

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I could write a small book on town cats, having terrier types for over 40 years. One of the best stories that isn't c#ntish or horrific, was a semi retired fell type bitch was living her days round my mothers place. The neighbours cats used to tease her something rotten. Until one day the bitch came in as pleased as punch with around 5-6" of cat tail in her mouth. Obviously my Mother was a bit shocked, but the cat lived, so all good.  It was a good few months before I saw the dock tailed puss, but when I did, I thought that'll learn ya.

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FairPlay to the parish councillor if your dogs roamed were they wanted killing what they wanted and shitting were they wanted people would be in uproar when we was younger every one had a pigeon loft, my mate had a problem with cats so he set a snare between the fence and the loft which caught the cats as they jumped across the gap, but the first one went mental before it died so he but a water butt in the void ,the next cat jumped into the snare dropped into the gap and straight in the water butt job done lol he caught quite a few 

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The arguments I got into about cats/ rats/ foxes when I lived with Nieghbour’s ( shit way to live) back 15 yr ago was unbelievable. One bird who used pop round for a drink would always say keep your lurcher locked up my cats roam everywhere.ffs. I do believe 2 of her cats went missing. I told her the cars do fly up this road.

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