Wolfdog91 7,330 Posted Sunday at 17:53 Report Share Posted Sunday at 17:53 Wife sent me this apparently she's a lil upset . Buys the dogs all these fancy dog toys and treats , has one of them subscription box deals where it's like a different theme every month,they barely look at the stuff or eat the snacks but she found a raccoon foot from some I skint and apparently won't put it down new favorite toy She's just cannot figure out why she doesn't wanna just be a chill little pampered lap dog who plays with a all the nice toys and treats and sits in the house all day. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,486 Posted Sunday at 17:56 Report Share Posted Sunday at 17:56 Nice little house dogs huh ?…..wouldn’t know what that is, last week my dogs killed and ate a cat ! I ain’t having those fuckers in my house covered in shite and spewing dead cat all over the show ! lol 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,376 Posted Sunday at 18:11 Report Share Posted Sunday at 18:11 14 minutes ago, WILF said: Nice little house dogs huh ?…..wouldn’t know what that is, last week my dogs killed and ate a cat ! I ain’t having those fuckers in my house covered in shite and spewing dead cat all over the show ! lol Ate it!!! f**k sakes feed the things mate..lol 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 8,565 Posted Sunday at 18:30 Report Share Posted Sunday at 18:30 (edited) Has she tried booting it up the bum until it releases it? It's a quaint old British tradition we have over here. Actually I'm full of crap, my Mrs has a similar fixation on her little dog. Spends a fortune on it. If I look at it the wrong way she defends it. Something weird has occurred in people's brains when it comes to modern pet dogs. They are worshipped and pampered as though they are little gods. My Mrs jokingly calls her mutt her "emotional support dog". Which doesn't say much for me does it. Edited Sunday at 18:30 by jukel123 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfdog91 7,330 Posted Sunday at 20:23 Author Report Share Posted Sunday at 20:23 2 hours ago, WILF said: Nice little house dogs huh ?…..wouldn’t know what that is, last week my dogs killed and ate a cat ! I ain’t having those fuckers in my house covered in shite and spewing dead cat all over the show ! lol She's not really a dog person and she has the ating alot of teachers seem to that where they think they can just teach whatever to do what ever. She adopted her because she thought she was cute and lovable...which she is pretty dang affectionate....till your something small and furry which personally I don't really care for the most part she's come back a few nights from obviously figuring coyotes in the pasture. Same with my collie mix , has no real desire to be a inside dog. Will come in hang out for a bit then wanna go back out in the cold. Wife's mortified but I keep trying to tell her it's in that dog's blood. Working dog needs to work . It's why I don't like pure breds or super specialized dogs . Told her if she just wanted a chill house dog to go get some lil mutt but nooo went on some big rant about not liking them because yadda yadda. Well long story short we ended up getting this lil shit to foster and he's perfect for her....all he does is sleep at the foot of the bed , eat left overs and bark and odd nosies 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfdog91 7,330 Posted Sunday at 20:29 Author Report Share Posted Sunday at 20:29 1 hour ago, jukel123 said: Has she tried booting it up the bum until it releases it? It's a quaint old British tradition we have over here. Actually I'm full of crap, my Mrs has a similar fixation on her little dog. Spends a fortune on it. If I look at it the wrong way she defends it. Something weird has occurred in people's brains when it comes to modern pet dogs. They are worshipped and pampered as though they are little gods. My Mrs jokingly calls her mutt her "emotional support dog". Which doesn't say much for me does it. Don't get me wrong I love my animals more then I do most people but yeah the way some people get is crazy. Wife thinks she can just baby talk them all the time and everything will be perfect. Last time I was hope wel pull up dogs run to the car to get us like usual and out of nowhere one of them just stares laying into the other . Grabbed her by the leg and ways just whoopin on her. Wife was trying to talk to me I walk up kicked the attacking one in the ribs and drug the other in the house . She's all " she never does that they never " told her yeah that great but there dogs they'll do shit like that for whatever reason and baby talk and soft parenting won't stop it. That or when I see videos of these 90lbs women with these big ass dogs who obviously can't control them. I'm not a K9 expert but it's not hard to tell when a animal thinks it's your boss not the other way round 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted Sunday at 20:36 Report Share Posted Sunday at 20:36 2 hours ago, NEWKID said: Ate it!!! f**k sakes feed the things mate..lol I was once given a dog the travellers had dumped, All in all she was an half decent bitch, worked with the gun and ferrets and was quiet and clean in her kennel. BUT she had a habit i could not break and in the end that's what made us part company. She could eat a whole full grown rabbit, Furr. guts, feet the lot in less than a couple of minutes, she was fine with rabbits in nets but if she coursed one up herself she would just eat it and given the opportunity she would repeat it as well. Now whilst this was frustrating. the worst thing was, She could smell a mouldy corpse from miles away. watching her devour a rat that was half decomposed with white stinking puss running out of the side of her mouth was the last straw, Oddly the bloke i gifted her to, who used her just for ferreting thought she was great. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 8,565 Posted Sunday at 20:42 Report Share Posted Sunday at 20:42 10 minutes ago, Wolfdog91 said: Don't get me wrong I love my animals more then I do most people but yeah the way some people get is crazy. Wife thinks she can just baby talk them all the time and everything will be perfect. Last time I was hope wel pull up dogs run to the car to get us like usual and out of nowhere one of them just stares laying into the other . Grabbed her by the leg and ways just whoopin on her. Wife was trying to talk to me I walk up kicked the attacking one in the ribs and drug the other in the house . She's all " she never does that they never " told her yeah that great but there dogs they'll do shit like that for whatever reason and baby talk and soft parenting won't stop it. That or when I see videos of these 90lbs women with these big ass dogs who obviously can't control them. I'm not a K9 expert but it's not hard to tell when a animal thinks it's your boss not the other way round Have you seen YouTube videos with massive dogs "protecting" new born babies? These people need to get real. The owners talk crap about how they love the baby and will protect it with their lives. No dog should ever be left alone with a baby or toddler. They are mad. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted Sunday at 20:47 Report Share Posted Sunday at 20:47 4 minutes ago, jukel123 said: Have you seen YouTube videos with massive dogs "protecting" new born babies? These people need to get real. The owners talk crap about how they love the baby and will protect it with their lives. No dog should ever be left alone with a baby or toddler. They are mad. The Mrs niece sent some pictures the other week of a toddler asleep with a chuffing great XLbully, Madness why take the risk. Most of these people have never witnessed the power a dog has, Most would be unable to control a Jack Russel in that situation, never mind a bull type. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
comanche 3,061 Posted Sunday at 20:49 Report Share Posted Sunday at 20:49 (edited) 3 hours ago, Wolfdog91 said: Wife sent me this apparently she's a lil upset . Buys the dogs all these fancy dog toys and treats , has one of them subscription box deals where it's like a different theme every month,they barely look at the stuff or eat the snacks but she found a raccoon foot from some I skint and apparently won't put it down new favorite toy She's just cannot figure out why she doesn't wanna just be a chill little pampered lap dog who plays with a all the nice toys and treats and sits in the house all day. A raccoon foot would be a great prize for my dog too. It's not uncommon for a dog to find a dead fox without a tail in the British countryside ( the tails probably get caught in car radiator fans , farm machinery or wire fences etc ,, ahem ). My bitch just has to be different. A couple of days ago she found a tail without a fox! Wolfdog , l think you should explain to your Beloved that a compromise between outdoor cur and pampered pooch is perfectly feasible. Give it a deer carcass and let it eat it in front of the fire . Domestic bliss Guaranteed .....* *terms and conditions may apply. Another favourite Edited Sunday at 20:54 by comanche 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,223 Posted Sunday at 20:52 Report Share Posted Sunday at 20:52 2 hours ago, WILF said: Nice little house dogs huh ?…..wouldn’t know what that is, last week my dogs killed and ate a cat ! I ain’t having those fuckers in my house covered in shite and spewing dead cat all over the show ! lol Been there but our Trevor didn’t eat it! He just handed me a dead cat in front of the gates of Camp Nou Barcelona 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfdog91 7,330 Posted Sunday at 21:26 Author Report Share Posted Sunday at 21:26 42 minutes ago, jukel123 said: Have you seen YouTube videos with massive dogs "protecting" new born babies? These people need to get real. The owners talk crap about how they love the baby and will protect it with their lives. No dog should ever be left alone with a baby or toddler. They are mad. Eghhh I got mixed feelings about that. I mean I've seen a lot of hog dog gays here with cane corso and pit bulls who protect the hell out of there 4yr daughters. Heck when I was a toddler my babysitter in the yard was this old pit mutt thing. But I was raised with dog my entire life .And if I remember right nanny dogs that where some kinda put where a thing for a long time. Don't help most people again don't let there dogs do anything so there all pent the hell up constantly and when they finally get an out of that drive kicks in it's waaay worse. But most people are so damn clueless it's not even funny. On the flip side you have these helicopter parents who will get rid of a dog if it even barks at their badass kid. Know my sister in law had this lil ankle bitter thing . On of there kids would f**k with it constantly and one day dog had enough bit the f**k out the kid after it yanked it tail. She went crazy and got rid of the dog talking about the kid don't know better she now has a $2500 labradoodle thing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfdog91 7,330 Posted Sunday at 21:28 Author Report Share Posted Sunday at 21:28 43 minutes ago, comanche said: A raccoon foot would be a great prize for my dog too. It's not uncommon for a dog to find a dead fox without a tail in the British countryside ( the tails probably get caught in car radiator fans , farm machinery or wire fences etc ,, ahem ). My bitch just has to be different. A couple of days ago she found a tail without a fox! Wolfdog , l think you should explain to your Beloved that a compromise between outdoor cur and pampered pooch is perfectly feasible. Give it a deer carcass and let it eat it in front of the fire . Domestic bliss Guaranteed .....* *terms and conditions may apply. Another favourite Meh I tried but she's one of these women who has to learn stuff the hard way lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,486 Posted Sunday at 22:33 Report Share Posted Sunday at 22:33 4 hours ago, NEWKID said: Ate it!!! f**k sakes feed the things mate..lol The fuckers eat anything mate, the terrier had 3 whole chickens last week (out the freezer), a whole garlick sausage and was still eating the Brussels sprouts off the plants the Mrs had grown….. He started to eat a fox before !!! I was on a shoot with my old lurcher once, had my lab with me as well, shot a pheasant and they both marked it and the lurcher was off before the lab could move and picked it almost as it hit the floor…..and promptly ate the whole thing on the spot, feathers, feet, beak…the lot !……that raised a few eyebrows amongst the other guns ! lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
comanche 3,061 Posted Monday at 07:56 Report Share Posted Monday at 07:56 13 hours ago, Wolfdog91 said: but she found a raccoon foot from some I skint and apparently won't put it down new favorite toy Changing the subject a bit , but l'd be interested to know what you do with the raccoon skins . Do you tan them ? All the best Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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