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35 minutes ago, bird said:

She a  1/2 chat, so got the nice white genes in her  blood.and funny thing, quite  a lot of 1/2 cast girls are  not bad looking females.

Mate, I'd stick it in prime Naomi Campbell quicker than you could tell me the height & weight of your Buck!

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I was in a place in Mayfair earlier,some surgically enhanced Russian ladies doing lunch at the next table,five of them,really upmarket,half my ladies age,but when my Mrs was eating I looked at her and

f***ing hell, I’d have made a pig of myself as a young man round that lot ! Worked away Stockton when I was 18, amazing !…..the debauchery was out of this world !  Cant beat a good old fashione

I started a thread on TV sex-pests earlier,within 2 pages it had split into two topics,spaghetti recipes and which is better to take the family on holiday Singapore or Hull.

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2 minutes ago, downsouth said:

That's gotta be the most backward comment on here so far.Nice white genes🤣🤣🤣oh yeah coz 80% of white birds you see over mid 40s don't look rough as f**k do they.Thats why botox and filers etc is a white bird thing.My bird is full black and Id lay money that she'd knock spots of 90%of the members missus's on here even close to her age.

Not saying all white women  nice , some are dog rough, I've been out with few on Saturday  night,  when  1/2 pissed.  And  regards 1/2 cast girls.  Years back used to go to a popular night club in south staffs,  get some real nice lookers going there. Now there this one really pretty  1/2 cast girl there, nice friendly  girl.now she had lot of blokes chatting  her up, if you took her home you done well deff. But like been said on here it comes down to personal  taste. Anyway  at my age 72  my days are over, was married  40 years, she died last year, so my women  days are over  as old single man now. Just memories  now,  .

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2 minutes ago, Goly said:

Mate, I'd stick it in prime Naomi Campbell quicker than you could tell me the height & weight of your Buck!

I tell what mate, don't know  if make this year out, he weak now, lost of weight, got that big fookin lump on his side, it really depresses  me him like this, to what the dog he once was, very sad, but 12 year old, and big dogs go down quick don't they  mate.☹️

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The first naked woman I ever saw in the flesh was like a Shri Lankan bird or something like that…..I must have been about 8 or 9 ?…..

Popped round my old man’s pals house one Saturday morning and they was chatting about this and that having a cup of tea and my old man’s pal says to me “Here, little man, pop upstairs to my bedroom there’s something in there for you”

So I did and there’s this bird, an absolute cracker from memory, laying on the bed stark bollock naked….she didn’t flinch and just sat up and chatted to me…….i could hear the men downstairs laughing.

When I went down my dads pal says to me “what do you think about that boy, that would do you wouldn’t it” lol 

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20 minutes ago, WILF said:

The first naked woman I ever saw in the flesh was like a Shri Lankan bird or something like that…..I must have been about 8 or 9 ?…..

Popped round my old man’s pals house one Saturday morning and they was chatting about this and that having a cup of tea and my old man’s pal says to me “Here, little man, pop upstairs to my bedroom there’s something in there for you”

So I did and there’s this bird, an absolute cracker from memory, laying on the bed stark bollock naked….she didn’t flinch and just sat up and chatted to me…….i could hear the men downstairs laughing.

When I went down my dads pal says to me “what do you think about that boy, that would do you wouldn’t it” lol 

What do you mean dad? It already did do it :laugh: 

Fuucking Rita, Sue and Bob too dirty bugger lol

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40 minutes ago, WILF said:

The first naked woman I ever saw in the flesh was like a Shri Lankan bird or something like that…..I must have been about 8 or 9 ?…..

Popped round my old man’s pals house one Saturday morning and they was chatting about this and that having a cup of tea and my old man’s pal says to me “Here, little man, pop upstairs to my bedroom there’s something in there for you”

So I did and there’s this bird, an absolute cracker from memory, laying on the bed stark bollock naked….she didn’t flinch and just sat up and chatted to me…….i could hear the men downstairs laughing.

When I went down my dads pal says to me “what do you think about that boy, that would do you wouldn’t it” lol 

Not weird at all ! 

Sent me 8 year old daughter upstairs ,naked mandingo laying on the bed naked ! When she came back down said " that would do you wouldn't it ?" 

Strange !

Just putting it the other way round ,

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12 minutes ago, waltjnr said:

Not weird at all ! 

Sent me 8 year old daughter upstairs ,naked mandingo laying on the bed naked ! When she came back down said " that would do you wouldn't it ?" 

Strange !

Just putting it the other way round ,

The big difference is, I’m not a girl mate……different times and very different circles of men. 
I concur by the way, not appropriate for a girl or those from a more sheltered world. 

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2 minutes ago, WILF said:

The big difference is, I’m not a girl mate……different times and very different circles of men. 
I concur by the way, not appropriate for a girl or those from a more sheltered world. 

Did ya get a sniff? 
 

Come on you can tell us :laugh: 

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3 minutes ago, WILF said:

The big difference is, I’m not a girl mate……different times and very different circles of men. 
I concur by the way, not appropriate for a girl or those from a more sheltered world. 

Not right for an 8 year old boy ,sheltered lifestyle or 3rd world lifestyle? Should being doing airfix kits and reading the beano at that age ,but hey ho 

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Just now, WILF said:

As I remember I was just a bit taken aback ! lol 

She took you from the back? :blink: How did that work? You must’ve been hung like a Cockney horse lol

I reckon you had a quick sniff, she rejected you and you were to embarrassed to admit it so joined the front/BNP/yoga class :laugh: 

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1 minute ago, waltjnr said:

Not right for an 8 year old boy ,sheltered lifestyle or 3rd world lifestyle? Should being doing airfix kits and reading the beano at that age ,but hey ho 

Your response made me think, see I’ll just tell a story like that and think it’s nothing because to me, it is nothing….but I can see how it would shock some people.

For a bit of context, the bloke we was visiting used to rob banks in the day and go to the casino in the west end at night and pick up birds like that !…….as I said, different world. 
f**k me, probably just made it worse ! lol 

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2 minutes ago, WILF said:

Your response made me think, see I’ll just tell a story like that and think it’s nothing because to me, it is nothing….but I can see how it would shock some people.

For a bit of context, the bloke we was visiting used to rob banks in the day and go to the casino in the west end at night and pick up birds like that !…….as I said, different world. 
f**k me, probably just made it worse ! lol 

I’d refrain from mentioning the words Jimmy or Saville, for the remainder of this thread at least :laugh: 

Ah f**k off, I remember asking a bird when I was 8-9 to show me her fadge lol she was around 15 at the time. c**t slapped me and grassed me up to my mum, who then knocked seven bells out of me…. But I tried ;) :laugh: 

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28 minutes ago, mushroom said:

I’d refrain from mentioning the words Jimmy or Saville, for the remainder of this thread at least :laugh: 

Ah f**k off, I remember asking a bird when I was 8-9 to show me her fadge lol she was around 15 at the time. c**t slapped me and grassed me up to my mum, who then knocked seven bells out of me…. But I tried ;) :laugh: 

Don’t sound like it put you off anyway ! lol 

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