mushroom 13,304 Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 1 minute ago, WILF said: Don’t sound like it put you off anyway ! lol It didn’t! I’ve had the pleasure of many ladies, of all shapes and colours Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jackthelad 1,903 Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 On 07/02/2025 at 12:02, Daniel cain said: That's like saying every lurcher will kill a fox .... My mates bull x used to hump dead foxes … mibbe that was his first 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,989 Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 (edited) 15 minutes ago, mushroom said: It didn’t! I’ve had the pleasure of many ladies, of all shapes and colours Ahh, but did you ever have the pleasure of the 18 year old bird and her 18 stone, fart and give us a clue , alcoholic divorced mum who used to swear at you as you was giving her one ?……it’s like having a nice crisp, fresh salad and then a block of lard for afters ! lol Edited February 11 by WILF 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,304 Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 (edited) 4 minutes ago, WILF said: Ahh, but did you ever have the pleasure of the 18 year old bird and her 18 stone, fart and us a clue , alcoholic divorced mum who used to swear at you as you was giving her one ?……it’s like having a nice crisp, fresh salad and then a block of lard for afters ! lol If her name was Shazza, Tracy or Angela maybe….. yes! Yes I did! What a wonderful night it was but as you know… a gentleman never tells (or should admit) Edited February 11 by mushroom 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,989 Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 1 minute ago, mushroom said: If her name was Shazza, Tracy or Angela maybe….. yes! Yes I did! What a wonderful night it was but as you know… a gentleman never tells (or should admit) If you was ever on a council estate in Aveley one evening then we could have more in common than you imagine ! lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,304 Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 1 minute ago, WILF said: If you was ever on a council estate in Aveley one evening then we could have more in common than you imagine ! lol I’ve no doubt ya filthy cnut Anyway, I’ll host any lady from anywhere on one condition…. She’s clean (or at least smells clean) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,304 Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 (edited) Christ on our estate we had the local strange one. She was harmless but also attracted attention. Both my parents were disabled and it was obvious this woman was a bit touched but that didn’t stop cnuts lol. Halloween singing etc, hers was the first door for about 20 groups of kids. We actually had a waiting system. Anyway, one year (I forget for what for) but we got second pick and the group first went forward. She flung the door open, hand deep in her pants. Pulled out her hand of what can only be expected to be her vagina and shouted “wanna smell” no one went back to Pamela’s house again I personally think she was the smartest cnut on the estate but I digress lol Edited February 11 by mushroom 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 24,868 Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 (edited) Dear Deity ! I thought I’ve had an unorthodox and eventful life, but it’s been positively pedestrian compared to the dystopian recollections of some of you ! LOL ! Cheers. Edited February 11 by chartpolski Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 2,833 Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 1 hour ago, mushroom said: Christ on our estate we had the local strange one. She was harmless but also attracted attention. Both my parents were disabled and it was obvious this woman was a bit touched but that didn’t stop cnuts lol. Halloween singing etc, hers was the first door for about 20 groups of kids. We actually had a waiting system. Anyway, one year (I forget for what for) but we got second pick and the group first went forward. She flung the door open, hand deep in her pants. Pulled out her hand of what can only be expected to be her vagina and shouted “wanna smell” no one went back to Pamela’s house again I personally think she was the smartest cnut on the estate but I digress lol What did it smell like mush ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,304 Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 (edited) 11 minutes ago, mel b said: What did it smell like mush ? I was at the gate mate, waiting with me mates on our turn to sing, I wasn’t close enough to smell, only see. If I had to guess though, I’d go with blueberries and rotten pork About a week later I was dared to swing on the telephone wires that connected with several houses in her row. I got to the middle and a mate jumped on and started heading towards me.. the cnutin wire broke and dropped me and him about 3-4m onto 1980’s concrete, grass and Lancashire brick lol. She came out running in her nightie and everyone legged it. My mate, was so fuucked, I was running/limping and dragging him like we was on Normandy beach. Ffs lol Sticky fingers LMAO Edited February 11 by mushroom 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,535 Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 (edited) 7 hours ago, downsouth said: I dont think a vast majority of them do that shake third booth thing.Just like not all white women dress like slabs and fall around drunk like you see some of the rotters doing on these videos I didnt say the vast majority of them do it..... but i dont think white women dress like slags as a cultural celebration the way blacks do that nauseating booty thing.....and lets have it right theres not much more " slaggy " than a bird bending over infront of strangers sticking her arse up in the air shaking it like a demented buffalo ! Edited February 12 by gnasher16 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,535 Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 5 hours ago, WILF said: As I remember I was just a bit taken aback ! lol At 8 or 9 i think id of probably asked her if she had a Scalextric ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,989 Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 (edited) 12 minutes ago, gnasher16 said: At 8 or 9 i think id of probably asked her if she had a Scalextric ! You probably wasn’t spending your Saturday mornings having mugs of tea with old lags ! lol Edited February 12 by WILF Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,535 Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 11 minutes ago, WILF said: You probably wasn’t spending your Saturday mornings having mugs of tea with old lags ! lol No....i was most likely out robbing the neighbours Scalextric 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
downsouth 7,597 Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 9 hours ago, gnasher16 said: I didnt say the vast majority of them do it..... but i dont think white women dress like slags as a cultural celebration the way blacks do that nauseating booty thing.....and lets have it right theres not much more " slaggy " than a bird bending over infront of strangers sticking her arse up in the air shaking it like a demented buffalo ! You might be very surprised if you see some of the carrying on at a carnival sound system.Youll see just as many if not more fat white slags bent over in front of black fellas shaking their arses about as you will black girls.Because black fellas aint fussy.Theyll shag anything especially if the fat bird has somewhere for them to stay and a few quid to lend them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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