dai dogs 1,576 Posted Tuesday at 20:22 Report Share Posted Tuesday at 20:22 A guy takes a lurcher on a night out on a trial before purchasing The dog runs a fox the fox rips the dogs throat out the guy had to pay for the dog this was told to me to my face by the guy who was going to buy the dog ffs Have you got any to tell ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,579 Posted Tuesday at 20:37 Report Share Posted Tuesday at 20:37 Fill ya boots goly Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Goly 1,072 Posted Tuesday at 20:48 Report Share Posted Tuesday at 20:48 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Astanley said: Fill ya boots goly Weren't you middleweight champ of the world, Stan? Edited Tuesday at 20:48 by Goly 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,579 Posted Tuesday at 20:59 Report Share Posted Tuesday at 20:59 11 minutes ago, Goly said: Weren't you middleweight champ of the world, Stan? After 8 pints . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 8,537 Posted Tuesday at 21:15 Report Share Posted Tuesday at 21:15 (edited) Goly revealed that he was a bull dyke and a dwarf. His multiple personalites and user names are symptomatic of his self disgust. Be kind to him. Edited Tuesday at 21:49 by jukel123 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 8,537 Posted Tuesday at 21:34 Report Share Posted Tuesday at 21:34 (edited) In a late night conversation lasting many hours, I managed to persuade Wilf that multiculturalism was a jolly good thing. That the Islamification of Europe would be a jolly good thing and that third world people had enriched british society immensely. He ended up crying and regretting the error of his ways. I believe he drove into Dublin straight away and brought home 6 asylum seekers to share his home. Unfortunately his Mrs phoned me and cursed me with a lot of rude words. Basically she said the house smelt of curry and garlic and that Wilf now ignored her and pandered to their every demand. You can't win em all. Edited Tuesday at 22:20 by jukel123 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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