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A guy takes a lurcher on a night out on a trial before purchasing The dog runs a fox the fox rips the dogs throat out the guy had to pay for the dog this was told to me to my face by the guy who was going to buy the dog ffs        Have you got any to tell ?

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In a late night conversation lasting many hours, I managed to persuade Wilf that multiculturalism was a jolly good thing. That the Islamification of Europe would be a jolly good thing and that third world people had enriched  british society immensely. He ended up crying and regretting the error of his ways. I believe he drove into Dublin straight away and brought home 6 asylum seekers to share his home. 

Unfortunately his Mrs phoned me and cursed me with a lot of rude words. Basically she said the house smelt of curry and garlic and that Wilf now ignored her and pandered to their every demand.

You can't win em all.

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