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[Goly 1,823]

1 hour ago, Bangersanmash said:

Her dog was a b*****d for moving its front legs about scratching you then its back legs it would kick out. She'd let the dog do this for months. Then taking it to vets for them to put her under just to clip its f***ing nails 40 odd quid crazy. Most of that charge is for the dog being put under to do the work. Now I just tape the dogs legs up & belt around muzzle an she holds her. Five mins its done. 

Feck me I bet she was shitting herself seeing you rag the dog about and tying it up like a serial killer with a pair of snips in your hand!

[shaaark 11,001]

17 hours ago, Samrog said:

Probably 7or8 times out of 10 I can throw couple chicken wings with tablet broken up and inside and it’s done. 
I’ve asked for the best way or a different brand maybe easier because I don’t like them odds

As has been said, just put it at back of dog's throat, hold muzzle shut until he swallows it, mate.

Really is very simple, and saves any guesswork and wasting tabs. 

He's a nice looking dog.  I know there's bedlington blood in him, but anything else besides grey/whippet?

Edited February 1 by shaaark

[Bangersanmash 4,047]

1 hour ago, Goly said:

Feck me I bet she was shitting herself seeing you rag the dog about and tying it up like a serial killer with a pair of snips in your hand!

She was like it won't hurt. A said abit of tape you kidding. From been taken to the vets where her stress levels will hit the roof. Knowing she's going to get put under to sleep. Your risking it each time you go that the dog may not wake up. So this is nothing. Just hold on to her. At first a just strapped her muzzle up. But ended up trying to pull the belt off with her front paws. f***ing hurts when a dogs clawing your arms. So tape came out. An she's an old woman across road. So back legs digging in to her trying to get away. Mad how some dogs are scared of there nails being cut. Dogs old now over ten years old. An neighbour can't walk like she used too to keep the nails down. 

[WataWalloper 1,726]

Easiest way to cut a nervous dogs  nails is to hang the dog up 

 

Fcuking hog tied haha I’d have said you couldn’t make it up, but you obviously did haha 

[Black neck 16,519]

1 hour ago, WataWalloper said:

Easiest way to cut a nervous dogs  nails is to hang the dog up 

 

Fcuking hog tied haha I’d have said you couldn’t make it up, but you obviously did haha 

Bet mushroom got some decent methods 

[Bangersanmash 4,047]

4 hours ago, WataWalloper said:

Easiest way to cut a nervous dogs  nails is to hang the dog up 

 

Fcuking hog tied haha I’d have said you couldn’t make it up, but you obviously did haha 

This a piss take ffs. Can you image doing this to a f***ing decent size dog. A know the reusable bags are decent . But that's taking the piss. He works for Woolworths this c**t lol

[WataWalloper 1,726]

4 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said:

This a piss take ffs. Can you image doing this to a f***ing decent size dog. A know the reusable bags are decent . But that's taking the piss. He works for Woolworths this c**t lol

Google it ye messer it’s how vets an groomers do it haha

putting a dog under to cut it’s Fcuking nails, that’s nearly as bad as getting all kinky an tying the poor mutt up haha 

gaffs tape

 

 

 

 

 

 

[WataWalloper 1,726]

Quick google, you really need to get out more haha

[Bangersanmash 4,047]

7 minutes ago, WataWalloper said:

Quick google, you really need to get out more haha

Allowing for easier and safer trimming if the dog f***ing lets you that is. I've heard it all now. This is for yuppy c**ts. You telling me you've done this ? 

[WataWalloper 1,726]

1 minute ago, Bangersanmash said:

Allowing for easier and safer trimming if the dog f***ing lets you that is. I've heard it all now. This is for yuppy c**ts. You telling me you've done this ? 

No my dog lets me cut its nail bit iv saw vets do it, never saw a vet hog tying a dog with gaffa tape haha google it there loads a places that sell the harnesses, wouldn’t sell em if nobody used em would they haha

 

ill leave to your bailing twine, clinch knots an sellotape tho haha

[Bangersanmash 4,047]

Come on come back to me with the answer. Lol f***ing cracked me up this. What f****n groomers an vets do. Only time I go to the vets is for the yearly jabs that's it. A once went for some ear drops. c**ts was going to charge me 90 quid for visit an the drops. A sat in motor looked it up on vets uk. 5 quid around that mark for the drops an antibiotic cleaning spray 20 quid. A went back in an told the c**ts a don't mind paying tenner but am not paying over 65 quid on top f**k that. I had a free consultation for the year. That's what they were going too make. But you can't fault them when they've got yuppys that will pay it an the groomers

[Daniel cain 47,042]

7 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said:

Allowing for easier and safer trimming if the dog f***ing lets you that is. I've heard it all now. This is for yuppy c**ts. You telling me you've done this ? 

Most them Frenchie things got to have their nails trimmed same way bangers

[WataWalloper 1,726]

Just now, Daniel cain said:

Most them Frenchie things got to have their nails trimmed same way bangers

Wasting your time, bangers and his bondage gear knows best haha

[Bangersanmash 4,047]

5 minutes ago, WataWalloper said:

No my dog lets me cut its nail bit iv saw vets do it, never saw a vet hog tying a dog with gaffa tape haha google it there loads a places that sell the harnesses, wouldn’t sell em if nobody used em would they haha

 

ill leave to your bailing twine, clinch knots an sellotape tho haha

You telling me company's that have made mass production on the item won't still try sell the c**ts even though there shit an many dogs won't sit tight in them. It happens every day shit getting sold still. An dum c**ts still buy it.

[WataWalloper 1,726]

Big dog like you said couldn’t be done haha 

 

look daft arse, the folk doin this for money want the job done as quickly an effective as possible, they don’t get paid by hour to cut nails, so they hang them up it’s quicker an easier, your just deluded an think you know best

 

tied the dog up  haha