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Happy Birthday Jukes, hope you have a great night mate...

 UTD 1-0 up as well, hope they don't f**k it up on your birthday...lol

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I'm celebrating joint 75th birthdays with my mate and wives tonight. I will start with a couple of pints of guinness. Then a miracle happens. I well pee out ten pints of urine even though I've dr

The camera caught the cake I was drunkenly holding just before it slid onto the floor. But we ate it anyway. That's another story we can add to our hilarious stories for the future.

Bet you all stink a pish haha senile ole fcukers     have a good one tho, could be your last 😀

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49 minutes ago, WataWalloper said:

Real bad thst conditioner for a lot stuff I’m told, anything with logo or that on, anything like the seeland gear an that I wear for work, I was goin through loads clothes an work jumpers till I stopped using it, still use it on me pj’s an towels bedding an stuff haha could be a lot shite but I stopped using it when I was told 

You won't wash your clothes in it, but you sleep all night surrounded in it?!!  😄 👍

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2 minutes ago, shaaark said:

You won't wash your clothes in it, but you sleep all night surrounded in it?!!  😄 👍

It makes them nice an soft haha I don’t think it’s harmful to us, just not good for certain materials, a lot my work an hunting gear is that synthetic stuff, poly I think an then obviously goretex an stuff I think it ruins em, had some pricey kaiwaka gear, and I swear fabric conditioner ruined it, got new ones an never used it an lasted yonks now, I can’t imagine washing powder or conditioner is any good for us is grand scheme a things, I wouldn’t snort it or eat it haha but I ain’t going down river beating me gear on the rocks like some jigaboo mamma haha 

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9 minutes ago, WataWalloper said:

It makes them nice an soft haha I don’t think it’s harmful to us, just not good for certain materials, a lot my work an hunting gear is that synthetic stuff, poly I think an then obviously goretex an stuff I think it ruins em, had some pricey kaiwaka gear, and I swear fabric conditioner ruined it, got new ones an never used it an lasted yonks now, I can’t imagine washing powder or conditioner is any good for us is grand scheme a things, I wouldn’t snort it or eat it haha but I ain’t going down river beating me gear on the rocks like some jigaboo mamma haha 

Lol, yeah the mrs washes all our clothes  bedding etc in non bio products.

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Have  a good'n  jukes, hoe you all  have hood night. I know  what you mean drink 3 cans  piss 6  back. It fecks your sleep as well,  getting out of bed  to keep going to the bog. No good being  72 either old  chap.😆

 

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12 hours ago, WataWalloper said:

Real bad thst conditioner for a lot stuff I’m told, anything with logo or that on, anything like the seeland gear an that I wear for work, I was goin through loads clothes an work jumpers till I stopped using it, still use it on me pj’s an towels bedding an stuff haha could be a lot shite but I stopped using it when I was told 

Bi carb of soda in the green wee box's are great for washing allsorts,chemical free an smell good an clean.

Happy birthday juke

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The amount im knocking back at the moment never mind getting up during the night i could do with some of these !

 

Ps...Happy Birthday Mr Juks

 

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I keep telling you old barstuards get on the stinging nettle root it sorts your prostrate out by balancing testosterone levels etc not sure how it works but I’m down to one piss a night even get the odd night of sleeping right through which I’ve never experienced before even when young 

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Do some research your doctors never going to tell you there are better drugs growing in the hedge because they want us all to rattle like a tube of smarties once we’re over 60 it’s what keeps them in work 

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Another one I add to my daily tonic is mint f**k the meds they are killing us all and not by accident we are no use when we get old cheaper to shorten our lives and fleece the bank account 

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Just had a nasty sickness bug, knocked me and the kids for 6 since last Sunday...The Mrs been giving us  fresh pressed lime/lemon juice,ceyan pepper, manuka honey,fresh chopped ginger, tumeric mixed together has shifted it...all natural remedies here,f**k the pharmaceutical shite👍

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1 hour ago, Daniel cain said:

Just had a nasty sickness bug, knocked me and the kids for 6 since last Sunday...The Mrs been giving us  fresh pressed lime/lemon juice,ceyan pepper, manuka honey,fresh chopped ginger, tumeric mixed together has shifted it...all natural remedies here,f**k the pharmaceutical shite👍

Thyme is good for clearing flem and shit off your chest most cough syrups have thyme in them but it’s easy and cheaper to do it yourself just make a brew in an old tea pot of thyme and water when it’s brewed strain off the juice and warm it in a pan with brown sugar until you have syrup jobs a good un 

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