Popular Post jukel123 8,451 Posted Thursday at 17:21 Popular Post Report Share Posted Thursday at 17:21 (edited) I'm celebrating joint 75th birthdays with my mate and wives tonight. I will start with a couple of pints of guinness. Then a miracle happens. I well pee out ten pints of urine even though I've drunk only two. Only men of a certain age can perform this miracle. I guarantee at least 6 visits to the bathroom. I can also guarantee we will tell jokes and relate stories we have told many times before. But find them f****n hilarious. This too is miraculous. Old age does not come alone. You younger lads, don't be impatient. Your time to perform the miraculous will arrive soon enough. Edited Thursday at 17:22 by jukel123 10 1 18 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 22,253 Posted Thursday at 17:37 Report Share Posted Thursday at 17:37 Happy Birthday Juke. Have a cracking evening Mate. Cheers Arry. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cragman 2,788 Posted Thursday at 17:39 Report Share Posted Thursday at 17:39 I’m there jukel, really enjoying the trips during the night to the pisz stone. Happy birthday old boy 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr moocher 988 Posted Thursday at 17:42 Report Share Posted Thursday at 17:42 Happy birthday birthday mate have a good one 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WataWalloper 519 Posted Thursday at 17:46 Report Share Posted Thursday at 17:46 Bet you all stink a pish haha senile ole fcukers have a good one tho, could be your last 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 24,230 Posted Thursday at 17:50 Report Share Posted Thursday at 17:50 1 minute ago, WataWalloper said: Bet you all stink a pish haha senile ole fcukers I prefer to think of it as the smell of boiled cabbage and dog fox ……LOL ! Cheers. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WataWalloper 519 Posted Thursday at 17:51 Report Share Posted Thursday at 17:51 Just now, chartpolski said: I prefer to think of it as the smell of boiled cabbage and dog fox ……LOL ! Cheers. With a hint of werthers 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Borr 6,203 Posted Thursday at 17:52 Report Share Posted Thursday at 17:52 Have a good one jukel 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLATTOP 4,515 Posted Thursday at 19:04 Report Share Posted Thursday at 19:04 Happy Birthday Jukes I’m only sixty and piss like a horse after one pint lol @WataWalloper what a quality reply lol one of those what the f**k you laughing at by Mrs Flattop 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WataWalloper 519 Posted Thursday at 19:10 Report Share Posted Thursday at 19:10 5 minutes ago, FLATTOP said: Happy Birthday Jukes I’m only sixty and piss like a horse after one pint lol @WataWalloper what a quality reply lol one of those what the f**k you laughing at by Mrs Flattop Hopefully he knows I’m only messing, truth is I’m jealous, I’m 100% Glaswegian haha so chances are I won’t live past 50, with us being weaned on chippy batter an iron bru haha 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tatsblisters 10,121 Posted Thursday at 20:02 Report Share Posted Thursday at 20:02 Happy birthday and all the best. I am paranoid about stinking of piss the older I get as the older I get im finding it harder to hold in and the fekin wife doesn't help saying not to worry she will get me some incontinence pads from work. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WataWalloper 519 Posted Thursday at 20:16 Report Share Posted Thursday at 20:16 12 minutes ago, tatsblisters said: Happy birthday and all the best. I am paranoid about stinking of piss the older I get as the older I get im finding it harder to hold in and the fekin wife doesn't help saying not to worry she will get me some incontinence pads from work. Some granny pads an bottle a fe breeze in ye pocket you got another few year in ye haha 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,107 Posted Thursday at 20:31 Report Share Posted Thursday at 20:31 Congratulations bud hope you have a great night. I also drink 2pints & piss out 6 but with absolutely No back pressure so takes bloody ages!! Atb 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tatsblisters 10,121 Posted Thursday at 20:40 Report Share Posted Thursday at 20:40 21 minutes ago, WataWalloper said: Some granny pads an bottle a fe breeze in ye pocket you got another few year in ye haha The amount of conditioner the old woman uses when washing clothes is on an other level i wish I could buy it in 45 gallon drums so don't need the fa breeze just yet. Lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WataWalloper 519 Posted Thursday at 20:49 Report Share Posted Thursday at 20:49 6 minutes ago, tatsblisters said: The amount of conditioner the old woman uses when washing clothes is on an other level i wish I could buy it in 45 gallon drums so don't need the fa breeze just yet. Lol Real bad thst conditioner for a lot stuff I’m told, anything with logo or that on, anything like the seeland gear an that I wear for work, I was goin through loads clothes an work jumpers till I stopped using it, still use it on me pj’s an towels bedding an stuff haha could be a lot shite but I stopped using it when I was told 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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