mC HULL 13,093 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 it be like a normal one lol she’d ad had that much lube and vaseline up her she would a felt nothing lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 10,665 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 45 minutes ago, terryd said: You seem to know quite a bit about this young man Mack's a shrewd operator, got his fingers in a few pies, probably not owld bucket pie here though 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
comanche 3,038 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 3 hours ago, iworkwhippets said: Eh she wouldn't want any other man if I visited her, how do I get in touch with her please , I thank youn Just follow the trail and be careful not to slip over. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steve66 3,498 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 Hopefully she has no children or dosent want any , you wouldnt want a mum with that in her past 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steve66 3,498 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 2 hours ago, WILF said: I think I read her parents are her managent !!……oxygen thieves ! pimps with zero morrals 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackay 3,400 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 3 hours ago, TOMO said: 40 seconds...enough time for a kiss and cuddle afterwards And a smoke. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,679 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 8 minutes ago, mackay said: And a smoke. And a cuppa Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 24,142 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 You god damn pussies; a sexual tyrannosaurus like me could have kept her going for 12 hours single handed ! (in my dreams, LOL !). Cheers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 8,358 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 3 minutes ago, chartpolski said: You god damn pussies; a sexual tyrannosaurus like me could have kept her going for 12 hours single handed ! (in my dreams, LOL !). Cheers. I could keep her going for 12 hours: making me tea, delivering her a moral lecture about decency and self respect, encouraging her to become a social justice warrior, telling her wonderful I am, how I started with nothing and now look at me, how handsome I used to be, how tough, how fearless I was in the face of capitalist oppression , how I got my scars źźzzzzzzzz. Apparently its all part of the job for prostitutes, listening to punters moralising , and basically listening to sad men bigging themselves up. I think I would be the f****n master at it. Cure her of her nasty habit at first attempt. If that didn't work I could ask Wilf to deliver a 12 hour lecture about race. If that didn't do the trick she is, I'm afraid, doomed forever. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 10,665 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 Vaseline Quote Link to post Share on other sites
harryshounds 1,167 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 Classy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,234 Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 8 hours ago, iworkwhippets said: Eh she wouldn't want any other man if I visited her, how do I get in touch with her please , I thank youn You’ve had enough blow up dolls seen the video! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TRUEBRIT66 1,593 Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 Is this the girl who recorded herself going into a 5 guys takeaway asking for you guessed it "5 guys". After a couple of minutes of trying to make the lad behind the counter look stupid she asked if he was on the menu. The lad behind the counter politely told her he was a Christian and was getting married so a big no thanks. Horrible woman still carried on, Emily Pankhurst must be so proud! She Wasn't Expecting This 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie, 2,295 Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 37 minutes ago, TRUEBRIT66 said: Is this the girl who recorded herself going into a 5 guys takeaway asking for you guessed it "5 guys". After a couple of minutes of trying to make the lad behind the counter look stupid she asked if he was on the menu. The lad behind the counter politely told her he was a Christian and was getting married so a big no thanks. Horrible woman still carried on, Emily Pankhurst must be so proud! She Wasn't Expecting This Seen that,he said he's Christian an saving himself for marriage,well roasted her 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 28,785 Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 Like driving a moped on the autobahn Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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