mC HULL 12,833 Posted 19 hours ago Report Share Posted 19 hours ago it be like a normal one lol she’d ad had that much lube and vaseline up her she would a felt nothing lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 10,617 Posted 19 hours ago Report Share Posted 19 hours ago 45 minutes ago, terryd said: You seem to know quite a bit about this young man Mack's a shrewd operator, got his fingers in a few pies, probably not owld bucket pie here though 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
comanche 3,037 Posted 18 hours ago Report Share Posted 18 hours ago 3 hours ago, iworkwhippets said: Eh she wouldn't want any other man if I visited her, how do I get in touch with her please , I thank youn Just follow the trail and be careful not to slip over. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steve66 3,472 Posted 18 hours ago Report Share Posted 18 hours ago Hopefully she has no children or dosent want any , you wouldnt want a mum with that in her past 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steve66 3,472 Posted 18 hours ago Report Share Posted 18 hours ago 2 hours ago, WILF said: I think I read her parents are her managent !!……oxygen thieves ! pimps with zero morrals Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackay 3,383 Posted 18 hours ago Report Share Posted 18 hours ago 3 hours ago, TOMO said: 40 seconds...enough time for a kiss and cuddle afterwards And a smoke. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,625 Posted 18 hours ago Report Share Posted 18 hours ago 8 minutes ago, mackay said: And a smoke. And a cuppa Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 23,949 Posted 18 hours ago Report Share Posted 18 hours ago You god damn pussies; a sexual tyrannosaurus like me could have kept her going for 12 hours single handed ! (in my dreams, LOL !). Cheers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 8,258 Posted 17 hours ago Report Share Posted 17 hours ago 3 minutes ago, chartpolski said: You god damn pussies; a sexual tyrannosaurus like me could have kept her going for 12 hours single handed ! (in my dreams, LOL !). Cheers. I could keep her going for 12 hours: making me tea, delivering her a moral lecture about decency and self respect, encouraging her to become a social justice warrior, telling her wonderful I am, how I started with nothing and now look at me, how handsome I used to be, how tough, how fearless I was in the face of capitalist oppression , how I got my scars źźzzzzzzzz. Apparently its all part of the job for prostitutes, listening to punters moralising , and basically listening to sad men bigging themselves up. I think I would be the f****n master at it. Cure her of her nasty habit at first attempt. If that didn't work I could ask Wilf to deliver a 12 hour lecture about race. If that didn't do the trick she is, I'm afraid, doomed forever. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 10,617 Posted 17 hours ago Report Share Posted 17 hours ago Vaseline Quote Link to post Share on other sites
harryshounds 1,118 Posted 17 hours ago Report Share Posted 17 hours ago Classy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,176 Posted 13 hours ago Report Share Posted 13 hours ago 8 hours ago, iworkwhippets said: Eh she wouldn't want any other man if I visited her, how do I get in touch with her please , I thank youn You’ve had enough blow up dolls seen the video! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TRUEBRIT66 1,581 Posted 7 hours ago Report Share Posted 7 hours ago Is this the girl who recorded herself going into a 5 guys takeaway asking for you guessed it "5 guys". After a couple of minutes of trying to make the lad behind the counter look stupid she asked if he was on the menu. The lad behind the counter politely told her he was a Christian and was getting married so a big no thanks. Horrible woman still carried on, Emily Pankhurst must be so proud! She Wasn't Expecting This 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie, 2,222 Posted 6 hours ago Report Share Posted 6 hours ago 37 minutes ago, TRUEBRIT66 said: Is this the girl who recorded herself going into a 5 guys takeaway asking for you guessed it "5 guys". After a couple of minutes of trying to make the lad behind the counter look stupid she asked if he was on the menu. The lad behind the counter politely told her he was a Christian and was getting married so a big no thanks. Horrible woman still carried on, Emily Pankhurst must be so proud! She Wasn't Expecting This Seen that,he said he's Christian an saving himself for marriage,well roasted her Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 28,597 Posted 32 minutes ago Report Share Posted 32 minutes ago Like driving a moped on the autobahn Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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