mushroom 13,196 Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 LMAO the mrs had a bit of family bad news (I’m not going into detail).. the quack gave her a strip of Diazepam… guess who’s eaten the whole thing! Renton would be proud (I’m not) but fuuck me, he’s off with the pixies lol He’s gone from staring at the cat for 20mins, to staring at the curtains, to monging in the kitchen! Genuinely, he’s talking to the oven ffs 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Borr 6,221 Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 Hope he survives it mate , gonna have a helluva hangover..... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,196 Posted January 13 Author Report Share Posted January 13 (edited) Not with Diazis/Valium! He’s more likely gonna chew the fuuck out of my sofa lol I’m still at a loss how he managed to get into my bedroom where the fuucking strip was! He never goes in or near my bedroom I’ve done the research… he’ll either be calm or start a Cujo attitude lol I feel like Roakes drift… no idea what’s coming. What fuucking animal eats a strip of diazepam encased in foil and plastic ffs He's looking at me like it’s my fault.. I’m barricading my bedroom door tonight! The cat can fuuck itsen Edited January 13 by mushroom 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Borr 6,221 Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 My mates lab ate several (maybe 4) packs of some pill he'd bought maybe vitamin or blood pressure, they were £50 each lab went to live with his brother that was the final straw... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr moocher 988 Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 my little bulldog bitch ate a space cake she was on her back tongue flopped out it was scary she was f****d my boy left the cake by his bed and the greedy little c**t ate it 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,196 Posted January 13 Author Report Share Posted January 13 Borr this Cnut’s eaten 20 tabs at 5mg each… that works out at 0.1g mate. He’s asleep, upside down, legs in the air infront of the oven… I don’t think he trusts the oven 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Borr 6,221 Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 The wife's pup recently knocked a can of bitter over on my workshop floor , done the best part of it and spent the evening monged on the sitting room floor Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,196 Posted January 13 Author Report Share Posted January 13 3 minutes ago, mr moocher said: my little bulldog bitch ate a space cake she was on her back tongue flopped out it was scary she was f****d my boy left the cake by his bed and the greedy little c**t ate it I’ve had dogs nick weed/hash and no worries…. Google dogs and diazepam! Look at the possible side effects! This wanker is 40kg lol if he goes off I’m fuucked 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,196 Posted January 13 Author Report Share Posted January 13 2 minutes ago, Borr said: The wife's pup recently knocked a can of bitter over on my workshop floor , done the best part of it and spent the evening monged on the sitting room floor If I don’t answer your call tomorrow Borr…. Call the police and then the embassy lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr moocher 988 Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 i know some one took a lot diazepan they they was out for three days right as rain. Affter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,196 Posted January 13 Author Report Share Posted January 13 2 minutes ago, mr moocher said: i know some one took a lot diazepan they they was out for three days right as rain. Affter Human? This is a dog who by definition is a cnut! Now he’s smacked up and it’s 50/50 Anyway, I’ve closed the door, he’s contained in the kitchen, I threw his bed in and shut the door. Lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,196 Posted January 13 Author Report Share Posted January 13 (edited) Well he survived the night and is bouncing around like nothing happened Edited January 13 by mushroom 3 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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