Dry January

[downsouth 7,577]

36 minutes ago, mC HULL said:

when did alpha males beat women ? or become wife beating racists ? 

that sounds  like a beta male thing to say 

Yeah I thought it was something that weak c**ts do

[WILF 47,967]

42 minutes ago, mC HULL said:

i had that by 16 chart lol 

Stone ?

[Stavross 16,256]

1 hour ago, scotty12 said:

Long as you always remember too take your high heels off before you go to the shoot then you've got it sussed. 

I’ve just took my skirt off now, I’ve fed her, loaded the dishwasher and had a load of washing in the dryer, now she’s gone up to bed to watch some sh*te so I can have a couple of whiskeys and watch digging for Britain, it’s not a bad life 

[mel b 2,796]

2 hours ago, mC HULL said:

i’m a bloke ourlass is a women we like completely different things lol 

yes love coming coursing all day in the slop then a few bambi on the night 

and i’ll come for a spar day and get our hair done lol

imagine lol 

most my pals that would say similar have loads a spar days no days out blathered with the mutts lol 

when you see 2 together all the time like that ones sacrificed how they are and are playing along 

 

if you didn’t know i’ve got nvq in relationship

therapy lol 

You know when you go on those spar days mc , do you ever get bummed by the masseuse?.

I've never seen the fascination in it myself (massages or getting bummed), but it's very modern of you to be so open about it mate.

[mC HULL 13,855]

1 hour ago, WILF said:

Stone ?

16 stone at 15 young alpha male lol

[mC HULL 13,855]

3 minutes ago, mel b said:

You know when you go on those spar days mc , do you ever get bummed by the masseuse?.

I've never seen the fascination in it myself (massages or getting bummed), but it's very modern of you to be so open about it mate.

never been on one in me life rather have a bullet behind the ear

[mel b 2,796]

11 minutes ago, mC HULL said:

never been on one in me life rather have a bullet behind the ear

My mate had colonic irrigation at one of those spars .  I said what the feck were you playing at ?. He said that he had a wowcher voucher , and it was just too much of a bargain to miss .

 

[mC HULL 13,855]

what we saying greb them polish women like alpha males or what ?

[THE STIFFMEISTER 16,350]

4 minutes ago, mel b said:

My mate had colonic irrigation at one of those spars .  I said what the feck were you playing at ?. He said that he had a wowcher voucher , and it was just too much of a bargain to miss .

 

I was out for a Friday afternoon beer a while back with a lad I’ve know for a while , as we were sat in the beer garden, a young lad we both know well came in on his own and was looking a bit “ I could do with out you two being here “ about him. As the drink slowly tickled by , he was more and more agitated until he revealed that “ he couldn’t stay much longer as he had a dermal peel booked at half two “ 

yeah , we’ve never let him off with it either 

[Goly 1,773]

2 minutes ago, mC HULL said:

what we saying greb them polish women like alpha males or what ?

No, the Ultimate Male, me!

[mC HULL 13,855]

1 minute ago, Goly said:

No, the Ultimate Male, me!

tell these wannabes how an alpha conducts his self 

[Goly 1,773]

Just now, mC HULL said:

tell these wannabes how an alpha conducts his self 

I could teach them everything they know, but not everything I know!

[mel b 2,796]

1 minute ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

I was out for a Friday afternoon beer a while back with a lad I’ve know for a while , as we were sat in the beer garden, a young lad we both know well came in on his own and was looking a bit “ I could do with out you two being here “ about him. As the drink slowly tickled by , he was more and more agitated until he revealed that “ he couldn’t stay much longer as he had a dermal peel booked at half two “ 

yeah , we’ve never let him off with it either 

I would have said I'm on my way to the clap clinic , it's less embarrassing

[mC HULL 13,855]

Just now, Goly said:

I could teach them everything they know, but not everything I know!

jukes could tell you how to piss sat down lol and all about lgbtq and dianne abbot lol 

[mackem 27,807]

4 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

I was out for a Friday afternoon beer a while back with a lad I’ve know for a while , as we were sat in the beer garden, a young lad we both know well came in on his own and was looking a bit “ I could do with out you two being here “ about him. As the drink slowly tickled by , he was more and more agitated until he revealed that “ he couldn’t stay much longer as he had a dermal peel booked at half two “ 

I was having lunch a few months back in London,I started chatting to a guy,he is quite well known in certain circles (i didn't know him),I asked him what all the red marks on his face were,he had been for micro-needling,he had a cryogenic chamber session booked for the next day.