Dry January

[Goly 280]

4 minutes ago, mC HULL said:

jukes could tell you how to piss sat down lol and all about lgbtq and dianne abbot lol 

I'm the only man that has recovered from a deadly case of TB, even Doc Holliday couldn't manage that, this is funny.

[THE STIFFMEISTER 15,999]

3 minutes ago, mackem said:

I was having lunch a few months back in London,I started chatting to a guy,he is quite well known in certain circles (i didn't know him),I asked him what all the red marks on his face were,he had been for micro-needling,he had a cryogenic chamber session booked for the next day.

Socks ? 

[THE STIFFMEISTER 15,999]

2 minutes ago, Goly said:

I'm the only man that has recovered from a deadly case of TB, even Doc Holliday couldn't manage that, this is funny.

Was that when you had wind and thought you were on the way out ? 
 

rumours of your passing were greatly exaggerated I see ! 

[mackem 26,638]

1 minute ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

Socks ? 

If he lives in Dubai and lunches in Harrods then it might have been.

[Goly 280]

1 minute ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

Was that when you had wind and thought you were on the way out ? 
 

rumours of your passing were greatly exaggerated I see ! 

My case would have wiped out half of mankind and put the world in a decade long lockdown! 

[scotty12 2,018]

1 hour ago, Stavross said:

I’ve just took my skirt off now, I’ve fed her, loaded the dishwasher and had a load of washing in the dryer, now she’s gone up to bed to watch some sh*te so I can have a couple of whiskeys and watch digging for Britain, it’s not a bad life 

You can't complain mate nothing better than getting piece to yourself to chill out 

[WILF 46,981]

There’s some testosterone kicking about on here about knocking up a meal ! Lol 

A bloke who can’t take care of himself and by default anyone else is a fanny ! 
You may as well be 6 sucking your mums tit if you need anyone else to sort out the basic necessities of life and providing warm grub for your clan. 

[scotty12 2,018]

3 minutes ago, WILF said:

There’s some testosterone kicking about on here about knocking up a meal ! Lol 

A bloke who can’t take care of himself and by default anyone else is a fanny ! 
You may as well be 6 sucking your mums tit if you need anyone else to sort out the basic necessities of life and providing warm grub for your clan. 

If your a man living on your own you would  be cooking cleaning and doing the normal household chores. 
 

Mans job to be providing for his family as best he can different circumstances for everyone but if youve got some time on your hands surely least you can do is put a hot meal on the table or pick up the hoover etc to benefit your clan