Dry January

[Goly 295]

4 minutes ago, mC HULL said:

jukes could tell you how to piss sat down lol and all about lgbtq and dianne abbot lol 

I'm the only man that has recovered from a deadly case of TB, even Doc Holliday couldn't manage that, this is funny.

[THE STIFFMEISTER 16,005]

3 minutes ago, mackem said:

I was having lunch a few months back in London,I started chatting to a guy,he is quite well known in certain circles (i didn't know him),I asked him what all the red marks on his face were,he had been for micro-needling,he had a cryogenic chamber session booked for the next day.

Socks ? 

[THE STIFFMEISTER 16,005]

2 minutes ago, Goly said:

I'm the only man that has recovered from a deadly case of TB, even Doc Holliday couldn't manage that, this is funny.

Was that when you had wind and thought you were on the way out ? 
 

rumours of your passing were greatly exaggerated I see ! 

[mackem 26,655]

1 minute ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

Socks ? 

If he lives in Dubai and lunches in Harrods then it might have been.

[Goly 295]

1 minute ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

Was that when you had wind and thought you were on the way out ? 
 

rumours of your passing were greatly exaggerated I see ! 

My case would have wiped out half of mankind and put the world in a decade long lockdown! 

[scotty12 2,038]

1 hour ago, Stavross said:

I’ve just took my skirt off now, I’ve fed her, loaded the dishwasher and had a load of washing in the dryer, now she’s gone up to bed to watch some sh*te so I can have a couple of whiskeys and watch digging for Britain, it’s not a bad life 

You can't complain mate nothing better than getting piece to yourself to chill out 

[WILF 47,007]

There’s some testosterone kicking about on here about knocking up a meal ! Lol 

A bloke who can’t take care of himself and by default anyone else is a fanny ! 
You may as well be 6 sucking your mums tit if you need anyone else to sort out the basic necessities of life and providing warm grub for your clan. 

[scotty12 2,038]

3 minutes ago, WILF said:

There’s some testosterone kicking about on here about knocking up a meal ! Lol 

A bloke who can’t take care of himself and by default anyone else is a fanny ! 
You may as well be 6 sucking your mums tit if you need anyone else to sort out the basic necessities of life and providing warm grub for your clan. 

If your a man living on your own you would  be cooking cleaning and doing the normal household chores. 
 

Mans job to be providing for his family as best he can different circumstances for everyone but if youve got some time on your hands surely least you can do is put a hot meal on the table or pick up the hoover etc to benefit your clan 

[mC HULL 12,664]

12 hours ago, WILF said:

There’s some testosterone kicking about on here about knocking up a meal ! Lol 

A bloke who can’t take care of himself and by default anyone else is a fanny ! 
You may as well be 6 sucking your mums tit if you need anyone else to sort out the basic necessities of life and providing warm grub for your clan. 

with most it’s just an excuse for the fat missus still in her pajarmas all  day on the f***ing couch on her phone playing bingo lol 

 

[low plains drifter 10,583]

41 minutes ago, mC HULL said:

with most it’s just an excuse for the fat missus still in her pajarmas all  day on the f***ing couch on her phone playing bingo lol 

 

Waiting to be rode like a beach donkey 

[mC HULL 12,664]

On 07/01/2025 at 10:33, jukel123 said:

mC show us your alpha male muscles and a video of your Mrs slaving away barefoot in the kitchen. We need proof.

here you go jukel and me arm with the tats on for a more alpha appearance lol 

after i took these i said after you’ve done them pots clean that window and dust that f***ing mirror before i slap you 

 

she said shut up you silly c**t haven’t you got things to be doing lol 

[Goly 295]

2 minutes ago, mC HULL said:

here you go jukel and me arm with the tats on for a more alpha appearance lol 

after i took these i said after you’ve done them pots clean that window and dust that f***ing mirror before i slap you 

 

she said shut up you silly c**t haven’t you got things to be doing lol 

Decent guns them, 11 inch mate?

[mC HULL 12,664]

2 minutes ago, Goly said:

Decent guns them, 11 inch mate?

24s mate 

[mC HULL 12,664]

[jukel123 8,148]

16 minutes ago, mC HULL said:

here you go jukel and me arm with the tats on for a more alpha appearance lol 

after i took these i said after you’ve done them pots clean that window and dust that f***ing mirror before i slap you 

 

she said shut up you silly c**t haven’t you got things to be doing lol 

That proves it mC. You are definitely THL alpha male.

I promise to address you with new respect from now on.

All hail the top man. Lol

Edited 8 hours ago by jukel123